All these broads are so un-Ripley I could shit

[rake_blackguard]

If we can't expect them to fight off the inappropriate advances of large senior officers, how the hell can we expect them to give ABDUL CAMELPOUNDER A TASTE OF GAS-OPERATED FREEDOM, NOW TAKE THOSE GASHSTICKLERS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS AND PUSH THAT GROUND G.I. JANE BEFORE I SEND YOU OFF TO SERVE MACAROONS AT THE NCO CLUB WITH THE REST OF THE BASE WHORES

All joking aside, really? Can we? Going "no, no!" is not the same as giving his chin what-for while he is in the process of designing his own courts-martial.

Fucking pathetic.