Damn.
Let's just start off with the main focus of this post...Woody K. He's pretty much the most attractive person in Olympia. Hands down. He's super chill, smokes a lot of pot, plays percussion, makes beats/DJ's dance parties (AMAZING) and has an excellent taste in music/clothing....PERFECT.
Anyways, I'm super creepy and left him a couple truth box messages a few months back that he ended up figuring out. So now he thinks I'm his stalker...SWEEEEET. Just to keep things simple, I'm just going to go ahead and admit that I was obsessed with him for a long while. It even got the point that other people at Oly High knew about my secret love for this kid...and how I'd attend my best friend Sydney's band concerts just in order to stare at Woody on stage. God, I feel like a dumbass just mentioning that shit.
Well, every stinkin' time I completely give up on him, he does something to draw me in again without knowing it. The first time I had completely lost hope, he commented me on myspace and the second time was last night when he came up behind me at one of his dances downtown and started dancing with me. I thought I was going to orgasm on the spot when Sydney told me who was dancing on me. He was shirtless, sweaty, and hotter than ever. Fuck. Really, Woody? Whyyyyy. Not to mention he was an excellent dancer...AGGHHHH! It was the second to last song of the night, so when it ended, he went back up on stage to finish his DJing extravaganza while Sydney and I walked up to her dad (who was chaperoning the event along with Woody's parents, who are all close friends). Her dad then introduced us to his dad, but of course he had to throw in "Yeah, she's the one that's hot for your son!" WOWWWW DAVE! It was a little bit embarrassing, but I was so high on life from dancing with Woody that I didn't care. His dad just laughed it off and then Sydney and I hit the road...which involved a lot of screaming and jumps for joy from both of us that I finally got what I always hoped for at one of his dances.
Unfortunately for me, Sydney/Woody's friend Ben informed me that he always goes for weird girls. Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty weird, obviously, but maybe not weird enough? It seriously blows, but there isn't much I can do about that now is there... He's also going away to college in Cali soon (I think?) so there is no point in putting out any effort there. Actually, when I really think about it...I have no chance with him. I'd say more than 75% of the girls at Oly High want to fuck this kid, and yet he doesn't have all that many of them. Weird? I think so.
I really need to find someone that will actually want to be with me. I always go for the wrong guys, such as Woody, and then I get nowhere in life. That's going to be my new life goal; find someone that isn't a douche, and yet still attractive. Good luck to me, right?
-Fruity Pebbles/Happy Cheeks
Anyways, I'm super creepy and left him a couple truth box messages a few months back that he ended up figuring out. So now he thinks I'm his stalker...SWEEEEET. Just to keep things simple, I'm just going to go ahead and admit that I was obsessed with him for a long while. It even got the point that other people at Oly High knew about my secret love for this kid...and how I'd attend my best friend Sydney's band concerts just in order to stare at Woody on stage. God, I feel like a dumbass just mentioning that shit.
Well, every stinkin' time I completely give up on him, he does something to draw me in again without knowing it. The first time I had completely lost hope, he commented me on myspace and the second time was last night when he came up behind me at one of his dances downtown and started dancing with me. I thought I was going to orgasm on the spot when Sydney told me who was dancing on me. He was shirtless, sweaty, and hotter than ever. Fuck. Really, Woody? Whyyyyy. Not to mention he was an excellent dancer...AGGHHHH! It was the second to last song of the night, so when it ended, he went back up on stage to finish his DJing extravaganza while Sydney and I walked up to her dad (who was chaperoning the event along with Woody's parents, who are all close friends). Her dad then introduced us to his dad, but of course he had to throw in "Yeah, she's the one that's hot for your son!" WOWWWW DAVE! It was a little bit embarrassing, but I was so high on life from dancing with Woody that I didn't care. His dad just laughed it off and then Sydney and I hit the road...which involved a lot of screaming and jumps for joy from both of us that I finally got what I always hoped for at one of his dances.
Unfortunately for me, Sydney/Woody's friend Ben informed me that he always goes for weird girls. Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty weird, obviously, but maybe not weird enough? It seriously blows, but there isn't much I can do about that now is there... He's also going away to college in Cali soon (I think?) so there is no point in putting out any effort there. Actually, when I really think about it...I have no chance with him. I'd say more than 75% of the girls at Oly High want to fuck this kid, and yet he doesn't have all that many of them. Weird? I think so.
I really need to find someone that will actually want to be with me. I always go for the wrong guys, such as Woody, and then I get nowhere in life. That's going to be my new life goal; find someone that isn't a douche, and yet still attractive. Good luck to me, right?
-Fruity Pebbles/Happy Cheeks