Back in 1997 or 1998, I went to South Carolina with
malyss so she could retrieve items she forgot down south when she moved back north. Our hotel was relatively new and well-appointed, but the tub's water looked brownish-yellow as I was filling it. We complained, some superintendant came up and said the water was clean but the lighting was giving it the unpleasant color.
Sure it is.
This weekend I was in Maryland for a wedding. Wife and I stayed at a hotel. On Sunday morning a moment after I took my morning leak in the dark I thought, "Huh, the toilet water looks much darker than it oughta be."
Wife always flushes. I always flush. So it wasn't poo.
Flicked on the bathroom light and it was like I pissed Coca Cola. Made me think of my father-in-law's catheter bag during his final days.
Been stressing out for 48 hours, but it appears to have been a trick of the light. Even when I'm well hydrated, everything's coming out light and clear.
Besides that, I'm stressed over the election and I wish it was over. I hope both candidates experience profound personal suffering for what's been inflicted upon the American people.