hotels

Nov 07, 2016 15:37

Back in 1997 or 1998, I went to South Carolina with malyss so she could retrieve items she forgot down south when she moved back north. Our hotel was relatively new and well-appointed, but the tub's water looked brownish-yellow as I was filling it. We complained, some superintendant came up and said the water was clean but the lighting was giving it the unpleasant color.

Sure it is.

This weekend I was in Maryland for a wedding. Wife and I stayed at a hotel. On Sunday morning a moment after I took my morning leak in the dark I thought, "Huh, the toilet water looks much darker than it oughta be."

Wife always flushes. I always flush. So it wasn't poo.

Flicked on the bathroom light and it was like I pissed Coca Cola. Made me think of my father-in-law's catheter bag during his final days.

Been stressing out for 48 hours, but it appears to have been a trick of the light. Even when I'm well hydrated, everything's coming out light and clear.

Besides that, I'm stressed over the election and I wish it was over. I hope both candidates experience profound personal suffering for what's been inflicted upon the American people.

politics, typical.blog.shit, piss

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