raisinbottom's take on the thirteen virtues of B. Franklin
1. I've conquered drinking. Eating is an issue.
2. Since I have to talk all fucking day, I don't speak at home. Of course I'm sure Mr. Franklin is including more than simple vocalizations, i.e. stupid blogging.
3. HEEE HEEEE HEEHEEE I think I left my wallet on the cat food.
4. Mostly I'm pretty good at this. Being cheap holds me back sometimes.
5. I'm cheap. See #4.
6. Okay, I am always busy but it seems to be busy work rather than productive.
7. Here's hoping that I am considered to be truthful and sincere by other people. I consider myself to embody these virtues.
8. I'm too judgemental and unfair but this stems from the fact that I'm heavily unfair and judgemental towards myself so I spread the pain.
9. If I read our founding father correctly, he's referring to expecting the worst but being amazingly relieved when the worst doesn't come to pass. Hoo boy, I do this all the time.
10. Since everyone knows I'm a slovenly person, I am doing better.
11. Uh no. No to procreation.
12. I allow myself to be bothered by lots of shit because I need to be in control.
13. I do not know if I am humble or if I am humble that I am sincere in my humility.
2. Since I have to talk all fucking day, I don't speak at home. Of course I'm sure Mr. Franklin is including more than simple vocalizations, i.e. stupid blogging.
3. HEEE HEEEE HEEHEEE I think I left my wallet on the cat food.
4. Mostly I'm pretty good at this. Being cheap holds me back sometimes.
5. I'm cheap. See #4.
6. Okay, I am always busy but it seems to be busy work rather than productive.
7. Here's hoping that I am considered to be truthful and sincere by other people. I consider myself to embody these virtues.
8. I'm too judgemental and unfair but this stems from the fact that I'm heavily unfair and judgemental towards myself so I spread the pain.
9. If I read our founding father correctly, he's referring to expecting the worst but being amazingly relieved when the worst doesn't come to pass. Hoo boy, I do this all the time.
10. Since everyone knows I'm a slovenly person, I am doing better.
11. Uh no. No to procreation.
12. I allow myself to be bothered by lots of shit because I need to be in control.
13. I do not know if I am humble or if I am humble that I am sincere in my humility.