this is gonna be a two parter because i guess i wrote too much and made LJ cry.
1. full name: dougie. that's my full name, i swear. 2. age: 20 3. location: SBI represent. 4. favorite band: nine inch nails 5. favorite color: green 6. favorite movie: oh man so hard to choose. how about...requiem for a dream. but that is allowed to change. 7. favorite tv show: seinfeld 8. favorite food: tacos. or cheeseburgers. 9. favorite hobby: playing drums/piano/guitar/video games 10. favorite sport: golf, which also happens to be the only one i am decent at. 11. if we were on a date, what would we do? welllll. i'd pick you up in a volvo. at which point we would go do a traditional date activity such as eating dinner or a movie. but THEN, we would drive around for awhile singing awesome music. and hopefully go to a party or similar get together. then end the night at my house/your house talking, cuddling, etc. 12. are you afraid of large black men? i love large black men 13. what if they were in a gang? i was just thinking about a large black man in a gang and decided that someday i want one of them to walk up to me and give me a cookie. actually, i just want a cookie. 14. how long have we known each other? oh boy. since...sophomore year. the higher grounds summer. awesomeness indeed. 15. if you could get high with one sesame street character, which one would it be? ernie, man. ernie. 16. why? with that laugh i think he's high all the time anyway. he probably knows where to get the best shit. 17. how do you feel about moses parting the red sea? he was probably on acid. 18. i'm all about affirmative action. what is your ethinicity? oh i'm a whitey. but i'm also a fan of any kind of action that you'd like to give me. 19. do you like to pop your collar? i rarely wear collars. i know, i know. minus 10 points for me. 20. do you like to dance? oh hell yea. as long as i'm in my underwear while i'm doing so. 21. do you drink? it has been known to occur, yes. 22. do you smoke? no, not currently. 23. tell me the coolest thing you did yesterday. yesterday i went to blimpies and hung out with john finn and watched team america and won the nobel peace prize. 24. do you have a good relationship with your mom? i love my mommy. and i love your mommy. 25. do you know my family at all? oh wow. yea i do. i'm dougie, shit.
26. good. do they know you? your mom loves me. i see her at target. 27. do you like kung fu? hell yea! i saw a jet li movie the other day. woot. 28. i don't either. do you like fights, though? movie fake fights. real fights make me nervous because i'm a skinny white boy. 29. have you helped the retarded lately? my brothers a retard. have i helped him? ummm....at dinner i just passed him the corn, does that count? 30. have i ever made you cry? no i don't think so. 31. do you want me to make you cry? it probably wouldn't be that hard to do. 32. what was your first impression of me? i loved you immediately for your beatles appreciation. 33. do you wanna to make out? i have in the past. but i do believe that someone missed the window. *cough* 34. can you read? my favorite fruit is apples. 35. will you hold my hand when we are out in public? i'm all about PDAs. 36. you're not real clingy, are you? i've asked you to marry me and we weren't even going out, if that answers your question. 37. i like to burp. do you like to burp? not when it comes out of my nose i don't. 38. what's the last good book you've read, or seen if you can't read? isaac asimov's "i robot" 39. will you get drunk with me? sure 40. if the answer is no, fuck you and stop taking this now. if yes, proceed. 41. have we been drunk together before? oh yes. many a time. 42. did you like it? probably before i vomited i did. 43. do you have a sweet ride? i will when i get my volvo. 44. do you know any sweet ninja moves? no, but i know the white boy slap and run. 45. can i paint your nails? yea i'm down. 46. in 20 words or more, describe, in detail, the last thing you thought about when you masturbated. breasts. big round breasts. nipples. butt. mmmmmmmm. ow, hand hurts. ok enough butt. breasts. bouncy breasts. penis. mmmmmm penis. wait. PENIS?! 47. if we got in a fight, would you sit outside and serenade me to woo me back? i don't fight. i cry. 48. i would totally do you at that moment. would you like that? make up sex isn't as good as sex when you serenade someone because you love them. 49. do you like megan? she's my roommate next year. she's got that twang. 50. yeah, i don't either. she doesn't like minorities. do you like minorities? if you add all of the minorities together they become the majority. 51. what about lesbian porn? actually no. 52. do you think i am a lesbian? nah. 53. cool, why? you're not butch enough. 54. so, you are stuck on a desert island with your mom and eleanor roosevelt. you can leave the island as soon as you have sex with someone. who would you choose? the shark circling the island. 55. is david bowie hot? hell fuckin yea. 56. is your dad hot? hell fuckin no. 57. you're going to look like him when you're older. your dad, not david bowie. how do you feel about that? i wish my dad was david bowie. 58. are you into donkey punching? i haven't ever punched a donkey so i wouldn't know. 59. i know, that was uncalled for. i like fashion and food. will you support my interests? no i'm going to tell you to stop and become a dog sledder because i like women that wear fur parkas. bitch. 60. finally, why would you want to date me in the first place? three words: hot latina buns.
1. full name: dougie. that's my full name, i swear.
2. age: 20
3. location: SBI represent.
4. favorite band: nine inch nails
5. favorite color: green
6. favorite movie: oh man so hard to choose. how about...requiem for a dream. but that is allowed to change.
7. favorite tv show: seinfeld
8. favorite food: tacos. or cheeseburgers.
9. favorite hobby: playing drums/piano/guitar/video games
10. favorite sport: golf, which also happens to be the only one i am decent at.
11. if we were on a date, what would we do? welllll. i'd pick you up in a volvo. at which point we would go do a traditional date activity such as eating dinner or a movie. but THEN, we would drive around for awhile singing awesome music. and hopefully go to a party or similar get together. then end the night at my house/your house talking, cuddling, etc.
12. are you afraid of large black men? i love large black men
13. what if they were in a gang? i was just thinking about a large black man in a gang and decided that someday i want one of them to walk up to me and give me a cookie. actually, i just want a cookie.
14. how long have we known each other? oh boy. since...sophomore year. the higher grounds summer. awesomeness indeed.
15. if you could get high with one sesame street character, which one would it be? ernie, man. ernie.
16. why? with that laugh i think he's high all the time anyway. he probably knows where to get the best shit.
17. how do you feel about moses parting the red sea? he was probably on acid.
18. i'm all about affirmative action. what is your ethinicity? oh i'm a whitey. but i'm also a fan of any kind of action that you'd like to give me.
19. do you like to pop your collar? i rarely wear collars. i know, i know. minus 10 points for me.
20. do you like to dance? oh hell yea. as long as i'm in my underwear while i'm doing so.
21. do you drink? it has been known to occur, yes.
22. do you smoke? no, not currently.
23. tell me the coolest thing you did yesterday. yesterday i went to blimpies and hung out with john finn and watched team america and won the nobel peace prize.
24. do you have a good relationship with your mom? i love my mommy. and i love your mommy.
25. do you know my family at all? oh wow. yea i do. i'm dougie, shit.
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27. do you like kung fu? hell yea! i saw a jet li movie the other day. woot.
28. i don't either. do you like fights, though? movie fake fights. real fights make me nervous because i'm a skinny white boy.
29. have you helped the retarded lately? my brothers a retard. have i helped him? ummm....at dinner i just passed him the corn, does that count?
30. have i ever made you cry? no i don't think so.
31. do you want me to make you cry? it probably wouldn't be that hard to do.
32. what was your first impression of me? i loved you immediately for your beatles appreciation.
33. do you wanna to make out? i have in the past. but i do believe that someone missed the window. *cough*
34. can you read? my favorite fruit is apples.
35. will you hold my hand when we are out in public? i'm all about PDAs.
36. you're not real clingy, are you? i've asked you to marry me and we weren't even going out, if that answers your question.
37. i like to burp. do you like to burp? not when it comes out of my nose i don't.
38. what's the last good book you've read, or seen if you can't read? isaac asimov's "i robot"
39. will you get drunk with me? sure
40. if the answer is no, fuck you and stop taking this now. if yes, proceed.
41. have we been drunk together before? oh yes. many a time.
42. did you like it? probably before i vomited i did.
43. do you have a sweet ride? i will when i get my volvo.
44. do you know any sweet ninja moves? no, but i know the white boy slap and run.
45. can i paint your nails? yea i'm down.
46. in 20 words or more, describe, in detail, the last thing you thought about when you masturbated. breasts. big round breasts. nipples. butt. mmmmmmmm. ow, hand hurts. ok enough butt. breasts. bouncy breasts. penis. mmmmmm penis. wait. PENIS?!
47. if we got in a fight, would you sit outside and serenade me to woo me back? i don't fight. i cry.
48. i would totally do you at that moment. would you like that? make up sex isn't as good as sex when you serenade someone because you love them.
49. do you like megan? she's my roommate next year. she's got that twang.
50. yeah, i don't either. she doesn't like minorities. do you like minorities? if you add all of the minorities together they become the majority.
51. what about lesbian porn? actually no.
52. do you think i am a lesbian? nah.
53. cool, why? you're not butch enough.
54. so, you are stuck on a desert island with your mom and eleanor roosevelt. you can leave the island as soon as you have sex with someone. who would you choose? the shark circling the island.
55. is david bowie hot? hell fuckin yea.
56. is your dad hot? hell fuckin no.
57. you're going to look like him when you're older. your dad, not david bowie. how do you feel about that? i wish my dad was david bowie.
58. are you into donkey punching? i haven't ever punched a donkey so i wouldn't know.
59. i know, that was uncalled for. i like fashion and food. will you support my interests? no i'm going to tell you to stop and become a dog sledder because i like women that wear fur parkas. bitch.
60. finally, why would you want to date me in the first place? three words: hot latina buns.
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