31. do you want me to make you cry? try me 32. what was your first impression of me? great spooner 33. do you wanna to make out? No little dan described it pretty graphically 34. can you read?yes, so you don't have to 35. will you hold my hand when we are out in public? Do I look like matt brinton? 36. you're not real clingy, are you? see question 35. 37. i like to burp. do you like to burp? Mallory mind your manners 38. what's the last good book you've read, or seen if you can't read? The penis book 39. will you get drunk with me? Will you pass out on your desk again? 40. if the answer is no, fuck you and stop taking this now. if yes, proceed. 41. have we been drunk together before? yes,then we fell asleep in your bed...and laura came in screaming 42. did you like it? that was the megan penis grab night....yes. 43. do you have a sweet ride? CTA train baby!!! top of the line 44. do you know any sweet ninja moves? no but i have bowhunting skills 45. can i paint your nails? Yes 46. in 20 words or more, describe, in detail, the last thing you thought about when you masturbated. "I masturbated when I was a kid, my mom told me not to, but I didn't know what I was doing" 47. if we got in a fight, would you sit outside and serenade me to woo me back? I would sing LA LA 48. i would totally do you at that moment. would you like that? you wouldn't 49. do you like megan? she's my roommate next year. "My ass is like falling apart" 50. yeah, i don't either. she doesn't like minorities. do you like minorities? poop people who take our scholarship money and then drop out of college anyways 51. what about lesbian porn? what about it? 52. do you think i am a lesbian? You ARE afraid of penises 53. cool, why? I dunno I think it is a deep psychological issue having to do with you lack of self esteem. 54. so, you are stuck on a desert island with your mom and eleanor roosevelt. you can leave the island as soon as you have sex with someone. who would you choose? MAAATTTT DAMMMOOONNNN 55. is david bowie hot? you mean ziggy stardust..oh hell yea 56. is your dad hot? Eww 57. you're going to look like him when you're older. your dad, not david bowie. how do you feel about that? I don't like david bowie..he is married to a black woman 58. are you into donkey punching? would I be filling this out if I wasn't? 59. i know, that was uncalled for. i like fashion and food. will you support my interests? Well I am wearing pants made of bananas....Is that support? 60. finally, why would you want to date me in the first place?For the extra bed and Menards discount
32. what was your first impression of me? great spooner
33. do you wanna to make out? No little dan described it pretty graphically
34. can you read?yes, so you don't have to
35. will you hold my hand when we are out in public? Do I look like matt brinton?
36. you're not real clingy, are you? see question 35.
37. i like to burp. do you like to burp? Mallory mind your manners
38. what's the last good book you've read, or seen if you can't read? The penis book
39. will you get drunk with me? Will you pass out on your desk again?
40. if the answer is no, fuck you and stop taking this now. if yes, proceed.
41. have we been drunk together before? yes,then we fell asleep in your bed...and laura came in screaming
42. did you like it? that was the megan penis grab night....yes.
43. do you have a sweet ride? CTA train baby!!! top of the line
44. do you know any sweet ninja moves? no but i have bowhunting skills
45. can i paint your nails? Yes
46. in 20 words or more, describe, in detail, the last thing you thought about when you masturbated. "I masturbated when I was a kid, my mom told me not to, but I didn't know what I was doing"
47. if we got in a fight, would you sit outside and serenade me to woo me back? I would sing LA LA
48. i would totally do you at that moment. would you like that? you wouldn't
49. do you like megan? she's my roommate next year. "My ass is like falling apart"
50. yeah, i don't either. she doesn't like minorities. do you like minorities? poop people who take our scholarship money and then drop out of college anyways
51. what about lesbian porn? what about it?
52. do you think i am a lesbian? You ARE afraid of penises
53. cool, why? I dunno I think it is a deep psychological issue having to do with you lack of self esteem.
54. so, you are stuck on a desert island with your mom and eleanor roosevelt. you can leave the island as soon as you have sex with someone. who would you choose? MAAATTTT DAMMMOOONNNN
55. is david bowie hot? you mean ziggy stardust..oh hell yea
56. is your dad hot? Eww
57. you're going to look like him when you're older. your dad, not david bowie. how do you feel about that? I don't like david bowie..he is married to a black woman
58. are you into donkey punching? would I be filling this out if I wasn't?
59. i know, that was uncalled for. i like fashion and food. will you support my interests? Well I am wearing pants made of bananas....Is that support?
60. finally, why would you want to date me in the first place?For the extra bed and Menards discount
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