1. full name: Kenneth Rylan Hughes 2. age: 20 3. location: Walkerton / South Bend 4. favorite band: Incubus 5. favorite color: black/silver 6. favorite movie: Anchorman 7. favorite tv show: SNL 8. favorite food: pizza 9. favorite hobby: comic books 10. favorite sport: basketball, skating/biking, hockey, tennis 11. if we were on a date, what would we do? eat/movie/party/random 12. are you afraid of large black men? fuck yes 13. what if they were in a gang? still yes 14. how long have we known each other? like 2 years 15. if you could get high with one sesame street character, which one would it be? cookie monster 16. why? to show him who can eat more cookies 17. how do you feel about moses parting the red sea? meh 18. i'm all about affirmative action. what is your ethinicity? whitey 19. do you like to pop your collar? thats fuckin gay 20. do you like to dance? haha yeah 21. do you drink? yes'm 22. do you smoke? i try not to 23. tell me the coolest thing you did yesterday: i broke a 2 foot thick tree in half with a metal bar. 24. do you have a good relationship with your mom? yeah 25. do you know my family at all? yeah 26. good. do they know you? yeah 27. do you like kung fu? yeah 28. i don't either. do you like fights, though? some 29. have you helped the retarded lately? no 30. have i ever made you cry? no 31. do you want me to make you cry? no 32. what was your first impression of me? hi. 33. do you wanna to make out? hmm. ;) 34. can you read? no 35. will you hold my hand when we are out in public? maybe 36. you're not real clingy, are you? no 37. i like to burp. do you like to burp? yeah 38. what's the last good book you've read, or seen if you can't read? some book by bill o'reilly. haha. 39. will you get drunk with me? again? sure. 40. if the answer is no, fuck you and stop taking this now. if yes, proceed. hehe ok. 41. have we been drunk together before? duh 42. did you like it? yeah 43. do you have a sweet ride? fo sho. 44. do you know any sweet ninja moves? lots. 45. can i paint your nails? no. 46. in 20 words or more, describe, in detail, the last thing you thought about when you masturbated. i told you this one already. i'm exempt... 47. if we got in a fight, would you sit outside and serenade me to woo me back? no. i dont serenade. 48. i would totally do you at that moment. would you like that? yes, but i still cant serenade. you wouldnt want to do me if i did. 49. do you like megan? she's my roommate next year. she's loud. 50. yeah, i don't either. she doesn't like minorities. do you like minorities? yeah actually. only when they're not ignorant or annoying. 51. what about lesbian porn? doesnt do it for me. 52. do you think i am a lesbian? yes. 53. cool, why? cuz you like women. duh. 54. so, you are stuck on a desert island with your mom and eleanor roosevelt. you can leave the island as soon as you have sex with someone. who would you choose? you said "someone." so i pick myself. I'm someone. 55. is david bowie hot? no. hes like 60. 56. is your dad hot? theres no way i can answer this. 57. you're going to look like him when you're older. your dad, not david bowie. how do you feel about that? i'm down with that. 58. are you into donkey punching? more than you know 59. i know, that was uncalled for. i like fashion and food. will you support my interests? i'm not good at fashion or food. 60. finally, why would you want to date me in the first place? to keep the good times rollin
2. age: 20
3. location: Walkerton / South Bend
4. favorite band: Incubus
5. favorite color: black/silver
6. favorite movie: Anchorman
7. favorite tv show: SNL
8. favorite food: pizza
9. favorite hobby: comic books
10. favorite sport: basketball, skating/biking, hockey, tennis
11. if we were on a date, what would we do? eat/movie/party/random
12. are you afraid of large black men? fuck yes
13. what if they were in a gang? still yes
14. how long have we known each other? like 2 years
15. if you could get high with one sesame street character, which one would it be? cookie monster
16. why? to show him who can eat more cookies
17. how do you feel about moses parting the red sea? meh
18. i'm all about affirmative action. what is your ethinicity? whitey
19. do you like to pop your collar? thats fuckin gay
20. do you like to dance? haha yeah
21. do you drink? yes'm
22. do you smoke? i try not to
23. tell me the coolest thing you did yesterday: i broke a 2 foot thick tree in half with a metal bar.
24. do you have a good relationship with your mom? yeah
25. do you know my family at all? yeah
26. good. do they know you? yeah
27. do you like kung fu? yeah
28. i don't either. do you like fights, though? some
29. have you helped the retarded lately? no
30. have i ever made you cry? no
31. do you want me to make you cry? no
32. what was your first impression of me? hi.
33. do you wanna to make out? hmm. ;)
34. can you read? no
35. will you hold my hand when we are out in public? maybe
36. you're not real clingy, are you? no
37. i like to burp. do you like to burp? yeah
38. what's the last good book you've read, or seen if you can't read? some book by bill o'reilly. haha.
39. will you get drunk with me? again? sure.
40. if the answer is no, fuck you and stop taking this now. if yes, proceed. hehe ok.
41. have we been drunk together before? duh
42. did you like it? yeah
43. do you have a sweet ride? fo sho.
44. do you know any sweet ninja moves? lots.
45. can i paint your nails? no.
46. in 20 words or more, describe, in detail, the last thing you thought about when you masturbated. i told you this one already. i'm exempt...
47. if we got in a fight, would you sit outside and serenade me to woo me back? no. i dont serenade.
48. i would totally do you at that moment. would you like that? yes, but i still cant serenade. you wouldnt want to do me if i did.
49. do you like megan? she's my roommate next year. she's loud.
50. yeah, i don't either. she doesn't like minorities. do you like minorities? yeah actually. only when they're not ignorant or annoying.
51. what about lesbian porn? doesnt do it for me.
52. do you think i am a lesbian? yes.
53. cool, why? cuz you like women. duh.
54. so, you are stuck on a desert island with your mom and eleanor roosevelt. you can leave the island as soon as you have sex with someone. who would you choose? you said "someone." so i pick myself. I'm someone.
55. is david bowie hot? no. hes like 60.
56. is your dad hot? theres no way i can answer this.
57. you're going to look like him when you're older. your dad, not david bowie. how do you feel about that? i'm down with that.
58. are you into donkey punching? more than you know
59. i know, that was uncalled for. i like fashion and food. will you support my interests? i'm not good at fashion or food.
60. finally, why would you want to date me in the first place? to keep the good times rollin
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