1. full name: Molly Christina Zwickl 2. age: 20 3. location: South Bend 4. favorite band: Queen 5. favorite color: Pink 6. favorite movie: The Sandlot 7. favorite tv show: Friends 8. favorite food: chips & dip 9. favorite hobby: crocheting 10. favorite sport: I don't like sports 11. if we were on a date, what would we do? Makeout 12. are you afraid of large black men? Not gonna lie, I am 13. what if they were in a gang? I would run away, but not in an obvious manner 14. how long have we known each other? about 15 years 15. if you could get high with one sesame street character, which one would it be? Big Bird 16. why? because today's letter is joint. I mean... 3. 17. how do you feel about moses parting the red sea? well there's this theory that a wind parted it and allowed the Jews to walk through it, but wouldn't that just be awful coincidental? 18. i'm all about affirmative action. what is your ethinicity? White 19. do you like to pop your collar? yeah, it makes the girls holla 20. do you like to dance? I dance all the time 21. do you drink? When I'm with you this summer I will 22. do you smoke? I don't, unless it's something flavored. And by that, I mean I don't inhale. 23. tell me the coolest thing you did yesterday: I saw "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants." 24. do you have a good relationship with your mom? Not really 25. do you know my family at all? I do 26. good. do they know you? They do 27. do you like kung fu? fuck kung fo 28. i don't either. do you like fights, though? Fights are scary 29. have you helped the retarded lately? I've tried, no one donated money 30. have i ever made you cry? maybe from laughing 31. do you want me to make you cry? no way 32. what was your first impression of me? hahaha, that you were wimpy... like me. 33. do you wanna to make out? Do I wanna to make out? Come on, now. 34. can you read? I hope so 35. will you hold my hand when we are out in public? I love to hold hands 36. you're not real clingy, are you? I can hold off it that turns you off 37. i like to burp. do you like to burp? Yes. You're way better at it than I am, though. 38. what's the last good book you've read, or seen if you can't read? I'm in the process of reading three books right now. My fave of those is "Ghosts I've Met." I like ghost stories/experiences even though they freak me out and one time you told me there were ghosts in your basement and they were having a party and they would be mad if I didn't go. 39. will you get drunk with me? yes 40. if the answer is no, fuck you and stop taking this now. if yes, proceed. 41. have we been drunk together before? you weren't drunk. So no. 42. did you like it? yes 43. do you have a sweet ride? Suzi the Suzuki! 44. do you know any sweet ninja moves? Can't say I do 45. can i paint your nails? yes 46. in 20 words or more, describe, in detail, the last thing you thought about when you masturbated. I'm skipping this question. 47. if we got in a fight, would you sit outside and serenade me to woo me back? If that's what it took 48. i would totally do you at that moment. would you like that? yes 49. do you like megan? she's my roommate next year. she's okay 50. yeah, i don't either. she doesn't like minorities. do you like minorities? I like half minorities 51. what about lesbian porn? I like lesbian porn better than gay porn 52. do you think i am a lesbian? not yet. 53. cool, why? there are still 5 guys you haven't made out with left in the world. 54. so, you are stuck on a desert island with your mom and eleanor roosevelt. you can leave the island as soon as you have sex with someone. who would you choose? my mom. she's hot. 55. is david bowie hot? yes 56. is your dad hot? maybe 57. you're going to look like him when you're older. your dad, not david bowie. how do you feel about that? I look like him now 58. are you into donkey punching? are YOU into donkey punching? you know how that works, right? 59. i know, that was uncalled for. i like fashion and food. will you support my interests? hey I like fashion and food, too! 60. finally, why would you want to date me in the first place? to take your V-card
2. age: 20
3. location: South Bend
4. favorite band: Queen
5. favorite color: Pink
6. favorite movie: The Sandlot
7. favorite tv show: Friends
8. favorite food: chips & dip
9. favorite hobby: crocheting
10. favorite sport: I don't like sports
11. if we were on a date, what would we do? Makeout
12. are you afraid of large black men? Not gonna lie, I am
13. what if they were in a gang? I would run away, but not in an obvious manner
14. how long have we known each other? about 15 years
15. if you could get high with one sesame street character, which one would it be? Big Bird
16. why? because today's letter is joint. I mean... 3.
17. how do you feel about moses parting the red sea? well there's this theory that a wind parted it and allowed the Jews to walk through it, but wouldn't that just be awful coincidental?
18. i'm all about affirmative action. what is your ethinicity? White
19. do you like to pop your collar? yeah, it makes the girls holla
20. do you like to dance? I dance all the time
21. do you drink? When I'm with you this summer I will
22. do you smoke? I don't, unless it's something flavored. And by that, I mean I don't inhale.
23. tell me the coolest thing you did yesterday: I saw "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants."
24. do you have a good relationship with your mom? Not really
25. do you know my family at all? I do
26. good. do they know you? They do
27. do you like kung fu? fuck kung fo
28. i don't either. do you like fights, though? Fights are scary
29. have you helped the retarded lately? I've tried, no one donated money
30. have i ever made you cry? maybe from laughing
31. do you want me to make you cry? no way
32. what was your first impression of me? hahaha, that you were wimpy... like me.
33. do you wanna to make out? Do I wanna to make out? Come on, now.
34. can you read? I hope so
35. will you hold my hand when we are out in public? I love to hold hands
36. you're not real clingy, are you? I can hold off it that turns you off
37. i like to burp. do you like to burp? Yes. You're way better at it than I am, though.
38. what's the last good book you've read, or seen if you can't read? I'm in the process of reading three books right now. My fave of those is "Ghosts I've Met." I like ghost stories/experiences even though they freak me out and one time you told me there were ghosts in your basement and they were having a party and they would be mad if I didn't go.
39. will you get drunk with me? yes
40. if the answer is no, fuck you and stop taking this now. if yes, proceed.
41. have we been drunk together before? you weren't drunk. So no.
42. did you like it? yes
43. do you have a sweet ride? Suzi the Suzuki!
44. do you know any sweet ninja moves? Can't say I do
45. can i paint your nails? yes
46. in 20 words or more, describe, in detail, the last thing you thought about when you masturbated. I'm skipping this question.
47. if we got in a fight, would you sit outside and serenade me to woo me back? If that's what it took
48. i would totally do you at that moment. would you like that? yes
49. do you like megan? she's my roommate next year. she's okay
50. yeah, i don't either. she doesn't like minorities. do you like minorities? I like half minorities
51. what about lesbian porn? I like lesbian porn better than gay porn
52. do you think i am a lesbian? not yet.
53. cool, why? there are still 5 guys you haven't made out with left in the world.
54. so, you are stuck on a desert island with your mom and eleanor roosevelt. you can leave the island as soon as you have sex with someone. who would you choose? my mom. she's hot.
55. is david bowie hot? yes
56. is your dad hot? maybe
57. you're going to look like him when you're older. your dad, not david bowie. how do you feel about that? I look like him now
58. are you into donkey punching? are YOU into donkey punching? you know how that works, right?
59. i know, that was uncalled for. i like fashion and food. will you support my interests? hey I like fashion and food, too!
60. finally, why would you want to date me in the first place? to take your V-card
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