Oct 10, 2009 16:26
I am fabulous!
Of course you allready knew that, so I come bearing proof.
Having a lovely day off at home, reading my new terry pratchett book, and occassionally couging from this blarsted cold.
LUNCHTIME!
Haven't done any shopping, just had a small pile of random junk in the fridgerator. and I assembled them into the Best Sandwiches and Drinks of ALL TIME! Necessity is the mother of invention, and onions are the crazy uncle of the culinaristas.
The Sandwich is called 'The Mad Scramble' and the drink, which is mildly alchoholic is called 'Random Mystery Drink'
Recipe Time:
chop up some red onions, and fry them untill they taste good, then add mrs dash and paprika (always add those to everything anyway) as well as whatever asian sauces you have, including teriyaki, general tsaus, and soy. Mix and cookify untill they're kinda carmalizey.
Next, cook up some sausages, and boiled eggs. PROPERLY. Chop them up into bits and add them to the onion wad. Also chop up a whole bunch of cheese cubes and cook them all up in a cookable fashion, untill you have a finely ground wad of stuff. Toast some sour dough bread, apply mayonaise and tomatoes, then put the filler inside the sandwhiches. Eat, with potatoe chips. You can put the chips inside the sandwich if you so wish for a bit of crunch.
DELICIOUSNESS: ACTIVATE!
When you make it, make sure you thank me after every bite.
Drink:
Mix up cider, gingerale, a bit of beer, and a few dashes of other mystery alcohol you may have on hand. Apply ice. Drink slightly less than the amount that would give you a head ache.
Soooooooooo delightfully full.
I have to go now, obtain some post munch chocolate, and keep reading unseen academicals. Peace out! Or up! Or whatever direction you wish to peace.
ChefMonsterRay
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