This is ravynfyre's fault.

[raisedbymoogles]

....okay, it's partly mine. An RP has landed Roddy with the nickname 'Dormouse' (from Alice in Wonderland) and - well, this followed naturally.



I will accept any and all floggings at your earliest convenience. (And no, I'm not writing any Redwall crossovers, dammit.)

(Also, can I just say how much I love my new scanner and its attendant software? Soooo much easier than my old setup.)