...but, since my head feels like it's being shaken violently (it's not, in case you were wondering), I will not be getting anything important done tonight. Therefore, you get fandom blather.
1 - Name every Transformers series you have watched:
G1, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, about half of Armada, most of Animated, and both movies. A little bit of Galaxy Force, though heaven only knows where my downloads have gotten to.
2 - What was your favourite series?
Well, Beast Wars was my first, and I think it still has some of the best storytelling in the mythos. G1 is my favorite 'verse to play in because it's so malleable. Movieverse kind of drives me crazy because I feel like there's a really good story buried underneath all the dick jokes. It's just - out - of reach, argh.
3 - Have you read any of the comic series? If so, which was your favourite?
I've read through the Marvel series, most of Dreamwave, and some of IDW. I have to say Dreamwave wins out by default - it's a little shocking to see some of my favorite characters acting like jerks in the other two.
4 - Which faction do you prefer?
It varies. Mostly I'm with the good guys by default, but (as in the cases above), not always, and I can usually find something to like about most of the 'Cons. In Animated, of course, all bets are off.
5 - Which character (or characters) do you like most?
Story-wise, I'm drawn to Optimus and Rodimus, and Jazz kind of plays my guide into the world. *hearts him* Of course, I will always have a soft spot for the Science Triad and the Lambo Sammich. ;) Galvatron is my favorite on the other side, especially augmented by Cyclonus and Scourge.
6 - Why do you like them so much?
I don't know, I'm just the most comfortable with them. (Admittedly, 'comfortable' is not a word one uses in reference to Galvatron. 'Comfortably sore,' maybe.)
7 - What is your favourite pairing? Write 'none' if you are not a pervert:
*flings hands in the air* I am a big giant pervert! But y'all knew that. XD Honestly, I'll mix and match pairings like they're crackers and cheese, but the ones that tend to get the most play from me nowadays are Galvatron/Rodimus and Galvatron/Rodimus/Cyclonus (Scourge, in my mind, prefers to watch the security footage), Prowl/Jazz, Optimus/Megatron, Optimus/Ironhide and Optimus/Prowl/Jazz (see what I mean?), Rattrap/Dinobot, and Primal/Rhinox. And Sammich and Science Triad, obviously. ...And this is just kind of off the top of my head.
8 - Why do you like this pairing so much, you deviant?
I'm a deviant too? Rapture! XD Lessee... well, Prowl/Jazz has a lot of delicious tension for me, but add Optimus and it mellows and sweetens. Optimus/Ironhide is adorably Bromance, the Science Triad is everything I love about robots doing the deed, and Galvatron/Rodimus just fits together for me - they each need something only the other can give.
...the rest, well, can we say 'it's just hot' and leave it at that? XD
9 - What sort of sex do you like your robots to have?
I tend to write a lot of plug-and-play, sometimes with added sparksex if the participants trust each other that much. I definitely prefer my robot sex to be mechanical, but I will never not read something just because it's sticky. It just has to, you know, really sell me.
10 - Dress someone up. Who is it and what are they wearing?
Jazz: Look at me, I'm naked!
Jazz, stop that. You're always naked.
Jazz: Whee! *dances around the room*
*...facepalm*
11 - If you were a giant transforming robot, would you be a pirate or a ninja?
I would revel in pure giant transforming robot-ness, thank you very much. Jedi.
12 - What are your thoughts on Transformers reproduction?
My preference is that they are built (custom or in a factory) and brought online essentially as young adults - blank slates more or less, yes, but 'infant' is essentially a foreign concept to Cybertronians. ...Of course, Animated went and made Transformer babies canon, so to hell with me. XP
13 - If Huffer and Gears threw down in a fight, who would win?
No matter who won, it would be ugly.
14 - RUMBLE IS RED OR IS THAT FRENZY IS BLUE OR RED WHAT?
Rumble is orange, Frenzy is green, and you are ONE DEAD BUG! (Or is that the other way around?)
15 - Do you have a folder full of Transformers porn on your computer?
Not exclusively Transformers, no, but there is some robot shaggin' going on.
16 - How many pictures does it have in it?
I'm too lazy to look I plead the fifth.
17 - Your thoughts on Transformers gender. Give them to me:
Since they don't reproduce like organics, Transformers do not have gender like we do. Any individual can basically hook up with any other individual, unless they've modded themselves so extensively that nobody else's plugs will fit. 'He' and 'she' is basically a hardware thing: kind of like Macs and PCs. (No, don't ask me which is which.) ...Given this, it's kind of weird how much I want there to be more ladies in the mythos, but that's a Real Life issue, not an In-Fandom issue.
18 - Kiss Players is the best thing to happen to Transformers. Do you agree with this statement?
It would've been better if they'd given it to me. >D
19 - Do you roleplay? If so, where, what, why, how?
I roleplay with only a few people whom I trust over IM. I don't do it anymore on LJ. (Long and ugly story.)
20 - Are Transformers SERIOUS BUSINESS?
Absolutely not. *bewildered by shipping wars, srsly. The Internet IS big enough for the both of us!*
21 - TRUKK OR MUNKY?
...Both. ;D
*braces self for backlash*
Also, re: current music - I really, really wish I had the necessary software and processing power to do a Transformers movie to that. Especially that one clip from Hoist Goes Hollywood for the line 'twenty dudes in a conga line.' Yes, you know which clip I mean. ;)