Coupla ficlets.
But first, whoever gave me paid account time needs to own up so I can glomp the heck out of them. Oh yes, your heck will be mine... >D
Ahem! First ficlet is a combination of several people's faults, including but not limited to seiberwing. FF7/Discworld crossover, Seph in the Library. No, not that Library, the other one.
( ...an organism that was apparently dead... )
Ahem! First ficlet is a combination of several people's faults, including but not limited to seiberwing. FF7/Discworld crossover, Seph in the Library. No, not that Library, the other one.
( ...an organism that was apparently dead... )
Oh my gods, of COURSE Screamer hangs around Metroplex bugging Red Alert. :D :D :D :D Does he also try to backseat-science-experiment Perceptor? :D
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Perceptor: *absentminded flailyhands* I assure you, Starscream, I have this well under control.
Starscream: Oh, please, Autobot! Even a beginner knows that when you mix those two chemicals-
*-minor explosion-*
Perceptor: *slightly singed* I would like to point out for the record that that would not have happened if you hadn't been distracting me.
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Perceptor: *grumbles and goes to take a shower*
Rodimus: *sees singed!Percy exiting his lab, sighs, pokes his head in* Starscream...
Starscream: I did nothing, Prime! *innocent protest!*
^_^
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... after the third time Rodimus has to deal with a poltergeist temper tantrum in the rec room, he begs Skyfire on bended knee to be the bigger mech here.
Edit: ... er, metaphorically, since he obviously already has that cornered in the literal sense...
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Bonus points for Aerialbot cameos. :D
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But, but, then I'd have to figure out why the Autobots tolerate Starscream (we already know why Roddy does), and how this works out as regards the Decepticons, and where in the time period we are and and and... ;_;
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To the right honorable Emperor of the Decepticons, Ruler of Charr and associated outlying suburbs, insert more ego-stroking stuff here, Dear Galvatron,
I did receive your last missive regarding one Starscream, fugitive from Decepticon justice. In fact I received the last four missives regarding the same subject, and I confess myself a bit curious. How, precisely, did you intend to punish him again? He is an ex-Seeker. Granted, it hasn't slowed him down much, but aside from ritually stuffing him in some artifact or other (which you've made clear you have no patience for), there's not much you can do. In any case, even if I was of a mind to box him up and ship him over (thus violating the terms of his surrender and losing the trust of the ex-Con community here on Cybertron), I couldn't do it. Yes, I can keep him from possessing people, but that's the only control the Matrix gives me over Cybertron's restless dead ( ... )
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It was... difficult, to say the least, to carry on a conversation with Skyfire while a disembodied seeker was shrieking insults at him, but Silverbolt did the best he could. If Skyfire could ignore the ghostly form that occasionally hovered in front of his optics in a desperate attempt to get his attention, then surely he could as well - and it wasn't like Silverbolt particularly wanted to acknowledge the ex-Decepticon's presence at the best of times ( ... )
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"Out."
"But-"
"Out."
Starscream actually went so far as to lower himself so that his optic level was below Rodimus's. "Please, Prime? I promise I won't do anything."
"You've done enough," Rodimus snapped.
"It's not my fault Skyfire installed that personal shield-"
"It's your fault he had to use it when you threw half the rec room at him!" Rodimus loomed over him, incandescent with rage. "You swore to me that if I took you in you wouldn't hurt anyone. Those were our terms and if you can't adhere to them, then I can't protect you ( ... )
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Well, if we're no-holds barred on the gratuitous shipping front, and since I was wondering why Silverbolt wasn't glomped onto Skyfire...
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"Silverbolt--"
"Get off me!"
"C'mon, 'Bolt, quit it already, it's not like you can do anything to him--"
"I said, get off me!"
It was the tone more than anything that did it, because Silverbolt never spoke to them like that, not even when Air Raid took on five Decepticons or one go or Slingshot got into another stupid fight with one of his (numerous) rivals or Fireflight himself got distracted and forgot his mission and had to be rescued from yet another unlikely corner of the globe (and he hadn't even done that at all recently, he'd been getting better, really!), and it was scary. At least, that was why Fireflight let go. Maybe Air Raid had a different reason. Skydive hung on for a few more seconds, but by then Starscream was already putting in his two microchips.
"Yes, what are you going to do, 'Bolt?" he ( ... )
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