Exquisite Cadavulator
O hai. Y u readin this?
I definitely need sleep.
How is it that every time I decide to update my LiveJournal my surrealist existentialist crazy batshit insane friend is sitting next to me? Is this not a strange coincidence? He's not actually insane. He just comes up with a lot of random shit because he reads things like the Watchmen Kurt Vonnegut and William S. Burroughs too much.
"Watchmen isn't crazy."
Yes, but it has lots of some blood and gore (apparently From Hell has more blood and gore, "like, thirty pages") and it has a naked blue man. That is fucking random Jesse. Okay? Okay.
"But he's a superhero. His name is Dr. Manhattan and he is radioactive. That is why he is blue."
I DON'T FUCKING CARE. HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE NAKED, TWAT.
Kay. Anyways.
I like Tekken 5.
And I'm back into the whole single thing.... Don't get me wrong--I enjoy it, but the drama that entails is often way too much and I end up smoking like two packs a day.
Heil Cancer!
Okay Jesse. Why the fuck are you on JoBlo? Don't you know that gives you AIDS?
"Yeah JoBlo does give you AIDS."
.
I don't know how to respond.
"Well you just said it gives you AIDS."
I expected you to RETORT, fagbag.
I'm going to slap you in the aorta. With a knife. 'Cause I'm hard.
"Yeah."
Kthxbai.
-Melmo
I definitely need sleep.
How is it that every time I decide to update my LiveJournal my surrealist existentialist crazy batshit insane friend is sitting next to me? Is this not a strange coincidence? He's not actually insane. He just comes up with a lot of random shit because he reads things like the Watchmen Kurt Vonnegut and William S. Burroughs too much.
"Watchmen isn't crazy."
Yes, but it has lots of some blood and gore (apparently From Hell has more blood and gore, "like, thirty pages") and it has a naked blue man. That is fucking random Jesse. Okay? Okay.
"But he's a superhero. His name is Dr. Manhattan and he is radioactive. That is why he is blue."
I DON'T FUCKING CARE. HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE NAKED, TWAT.
Kay. Anyways.
I like Tekken 5.
And I'm back into the whole single thing.... Don't get me wrong--I enjoy it, but the drama that entails is often way too much and I end up smoking like two packs a day.
Heil Cancer!
Okay Jesse. Why the fuck are you on JoBlo? Don't you know that gives you AIDS?
"Yeah JoBlo does give you AIDS."
.
I don't know how to respond.
"Well you just said it gives you AIDS."
I expected you to RETORT, fagbag.
I'm going to slap you in the aorta. With a knife. 'Cause I'm hard.
"Yeah."
Kthxbai.
-Melmo