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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I gave bandageparade a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I gave drums4u a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-33 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
rainydaygrl