My ipod is currently blessed with a lot of, how shall I say this. . .personality. Sometimes, it just won't turn on for days. Other times, it refuses to play certain songs, and simply begins playing other songs it likes to hear better. Bach is a favorate of my ipod. It is tired of all the Johnny Cash I listen to. My ipod once refused to turn on for two months. That's right, it spent two months on the charger. I forgot about it till it turned on again to tell me that it was half full. Half full, after two months.
You see, my ipod is tricky like that. Take it off the charger in the morning, say, when you are about to walk your twenty minute walk to work, and the ipod will tell you that it is at full charge. 5 minutes into your walk, your ipod will switch songs. When you switch back to the song you were listening to "Johnny Cash's "Mercy Seat" for the ten billionth time) your ipod will pause, whirr, and shut off.
When you restart the ipod, it will tell you it now has only one bar of battery left. You have used it for a total of seven minutes.
As I said, Personality. The machine has Personality.
I wants it.
My ipod is currently blessed with a lot of, how shall I say this. . .personality. Sometimes, it just won't turn on for days. Other times, it refuses to play certain songs, and simply begins playing other songs it likes to hear better. Bach is a favorate of my ipod. It is tired of all the Johnny Cash I listen to.
My ipod once refused to turn on for two months. That's right, it spent two months on the charger. I forgot about it till it turned on again to tell me that it was half full. Half full, after two months.
You see, my ipod is tricky like that. Take it off the charger in the morning, say, when you are about to walk your twenty minute walk to work, and the ipod will tell you that it is at full charge. 5 minutes into your walk, your ipod will switch songs. When you switch back to the song you were listening to "Johnny Cash's "Mercy Seat" for the ten billionth time) your ipod will pause, whirr, and shut off.
When you restart the ipod, it will tell you it now has only one bar of battery left. You have used it for a total of seven minutes.
As I said, Personality. The machine has Personality.
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