Dedicated to crack

Feb 05, 2005 02:44

My name is Cocaine
(anon)

My name is Cocaine - call me Coke for short.
I entered this country without a passport.
Ever since then I've made lots of scum rich.
Some have been murdered and found in a ditch.
I'm more valued than diamonds, more treasured than gold.
Use me just once and you too will be sold.
I'll make a schoolboy forget his books.
I'll make a beauty queen forget her looks.
I'll take renowned speaker and make a bore.
I'll take a mother and make here a whore.
I'll make a schoolteacher forget how to teach.
I'll make a preacher not want to preach.
I'll take all your rent money and you'll get evicted.
I'll murder your babies or they'll be born addicted.
I'll make you rob and steal and kill.
When you're under my power you have no will.
Remember my friend my name is " Big C ".
If you try me just one time you may never be free.
I've destroyed actors, politicians and many a hero.
I've decreased bank accounts from millions to zero.
I make shooting and stabbing a common affair.
Once I take charge you won't have a prayer.
Now that you know me what will you do ?
You'll have to decide, It's all up to you.
The day you agree to sit in my saddle.
The decision is one that no one can straddle.
Listen to me, and please listen well.
When you ride with cocaine you are headed for hell !!!

Amazing what you can find on the internet. There is actually a poem on crack. I love the last line and how they emphasized it with exclamation marks. What a way to warn the children. Ironicly, this poem actually makes crack seem pretty damn cool. I mean think about it..  
  1. Cocain has two cool nick names "coke" and "Big C"
  2. Any illegal immigrant is cool, case in point, look at Tony Montana and Elian
  3. Every scum wants to get rich. Getting rich is actually a PLUS.
  4. Murder,diamonds,treasure and gold is a recipe for success...i say
  5. Everybody loves a good whore, whether it's a mom, sister or aunt
  6. No kid wants to bring books to school anyway or have their teacher teach
  7. Getting evicted isn't the worst that could happen...actually that's less money for rent and more money for crack now that i think about it. And there is always a crack house you can stay in.
  8. Is hell REALLY that bad?
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