That's how I would like to decide relationships:

[rainy_day_woman]

I was talking to my nephew, Keifer, just now. He's six. He has a girlfriend who is "dashing and beautiful." This was our conversation:

Me: Keifer! I hear you have a girlfriend!

Keifer: Yup.

M: What's her name?

K: Lauren. Me and Dillon [his cousin] are fighting over her.

M: Oh yeah? Who's going to win?

K: Me. I am.

M: That's great! How do you know you're going to win?

K: Because I already did win.

M: How did you win?

K: Oh, we just did eenie meenie minie mo.

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This child is brilliant.