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Oct 31, 2008 11:42

i am so very tired right now. i'm all by myself, save for the ants crawling around the apartment. unfortunately for me, i cannot communicate with ants, so here i am. i'm sure if i could communicate with ants, they'd be pretty ornery with my anyway. They would be like, "B*tch! Why you keep eatin' the food?!" They are ghetto ants. I know this because they live in Plantation, and they chose to invade a low income apartment. We have millipedes, too. I wonder if they have gang wars while we are sleeping...

ANYWAY- HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEN! Does anyone have any last minute ideas for a costume? It can't cost more than zero dollars. Here's what I have:

3 sarongs
2 mexican wrestler masks
1 pair or red fish net stalkings
1 pair of green fish net stalkings
1 pair of black fish net stalkings
1 pair of white stalkings with bows behind the ankles
Aristocat pajamas
A red sweater with a giant snowflake on it and matching scarf
Revealing lingere in blue, black, and purple
Not-so-revealing lingere in purple
A bunch of bikinis
a spool of yarn
markers
glue
paper
scissors
Estevan's clothes
roller skates
an average collection of makeup i.e. blush, eyeshadows (purple, brown, gold, black), lip gloss, liner, mascara

I wish I had the means to make fake blood.
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