Argh.
Ace things about yesterday:
1) New haircut (even though apparently me saying to a hairdresser 'I'd like to keep the length' translates to 'Shear away with frenzy my friend!') that has come out lovely and now my head feels all neat and tidy.
2) Butterfly barettes
3)Poppy red toenails and pregnancy stomachs that still let you see and reach your feet
4) Wearing my favourite slingbacks
5) Chocolates with oranges and chillies
6) SUNLIGHT SUNLIGHT SUNLIGHT
Arsing arse things from yesterday
1) &^%$£$£$%"£ ligament injury. (I turned my ankle - while standing still no less! I think this ought to merit some Darwinian prize) My ankle is fine, but the jerk of the movement has fucked so thoroughly wth my already knackered -pelvis that I literally cannot walk more than a handful of shuffled steps.
This means I am on ice and bedrest for three days at least, and if your heart is moved by my plight, then please send stories and links to entertain me in my immobile plight.
1) New haircut (even though apparently me saying to a hairdresser 'I'd like to keep the length' translates to 'Shear away with frenzy my friend!') that has come out lovely and now my head feels all neat and tidy.
2) Butterfly barettes
3)Poppy red toenails and pregnancy stomachs that still let you see and reach your feet
4) Wearing my favourite slingbacks
5) Chocolates with oranges and chillies
6) SUNLIGHT SUNLIGHT SUNLIGHT
Arsing arse things from yesterday
1) &^%$£$£$%"£ ligament injury. (I turned my ankle - while standing still no less! I think this ought to merit some Darwinian prize) My ankle is fine, but the jerk of the movement has fucked so thoroughly wth my already knackered -pelvis that I literally cannot walk more than a handful of shuffled steps.
This means I am on ice and bedrest for three days at least, and if your heart is moved by my plight, then please send stories and links to entertain me in my immobile plight.