confessions of a ridiculous person

[rainsinger]

If I could have my way, I would confine my encounters with post and politics to reading birthday cards and webofevilMy aversion to the post is so extreme that one might guess I had spent a childhood as an indentured servant made to lick mountains of envelopes, or that my mailbox administered electric shocks. In truth, what terrifies me about post is the

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[rainsinger]

I am also completely squicked out by heart beats

Your own or other people's? (I have really restrained myself not to make any jokes about LIFELONG FEAR)

[rainsinger]

Have you considered replacing them all with robots?

[minnesattva]

Or even replacement hearts that have no beat! We can make prosthetics that work much more efficiently than this hole lub-dub pumping lark. I think that's cool.