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May 20, 2005 14:16

Hello!
I went to Germany and overall had a rather nice time there. I saw my friend Jasna and lots of Goths and all of that will be detailed in another post when I'm less excited about upcoming Eurovision Song Contest .

I am already thrilled by the fact that the words of the S&M's song entry bear no actual resemblance to their English translation.

And on the subject of my people, here are a few gems from What Was Once Yugoslavia



The inscription on the Tombstone reads:

Djolic Milosav
Born on 1.10.1922
Died 30.4.2001. Killed by the car
of Katic Zoran from the Jelakca village.

Memorial Erected by His Grateful Children



In response to the question of "What I will Be when I grow Up"; When I grow up I would like to be an eingeneer because that is an interesting and easy job. That's why there are so many eingeneers and every day more and more of them. Eingeneers don't have to go to school a lot. They just have to learn languages and know how to talk to computers. They also have to know how to read, so that they can see what happeend when everything gets broken. Eingeneers have to be brave so that they're not scared when everything stops working. They also have to have good eyes so they can see through skirts and they must not be afraid of women that work in their office, because they have to work together. I like the pay that they get, they get more money than they spend. That's because everyone thinks that eingeeering is hard work except for the eingeneers themselves who knows that it's an easy job. There is not a lot that I don't like, except that women love eingeneers and want to marry them and then they [eingeneers] have to chase the women away so they aren't bothering them. I hope I won't be allergic to the dust in the office, because if I'm allergic then I won't be able to be an eingeneer and I'll have to work.

amusement, only in yugoslavia

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