My Ex: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and I'm going to kill everyone you love.
My Ex
This movie was directed by a sadist. You know why? Because he made a HORROR MOVIE ridiculously gorgeous. You watch it thinking "oh wow that's a pretty sunset and I like the camerawork there and the color scheme is AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GODDDDDDD OH JESUS OH CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Case in point:
Pretty...
Pretty...
Pretty...
DEATH!
Ken is a famous actor and notorious playboy who doesn't know when to quit. If you've ever found yourself watching a horror movie and rooting for the ghost... you will here too. "EVISCERATE HIM HARDER!"
No one really likes Ken except the unfortunate women who are wooed by his smarmy douchebag smiles and promises of eternity, but someone has a particular grudge...
And revenge is best served corpse-cold.
STUCK IN A CARWASH AUGHHHHHHHH. Between Thai movies and Final Destination I think I'll swear off carwashes forever.
"I JUST WANT TO BLESS YOUR RELATIONSHIP!"
Some of the creepiest moments are found in the voyeuristic angles meant to show you how he's being watched. D: D: D:
Even a tabloid reporter can see something wrong with these pictures...
Hmmmmm...
WHEEEERE'S WALDO?
There's no skin, but it still kinda BLEW MY MIND that an Asian movie gave us grunting and orgasm faces. From dramas I was under the impression Asian men just slipped it in like an overdue check and then babies were made.
appreciate the plo
contemplate the deeping meanin
We really couldn't have understood the terror unless he was naked. Yes.
See what I mean about prettiness? Though it becomes much less romantic when you realize she's dead.
You may be confused by the interchangeable mistresses, so I'll provide a helpful guide:
This is one...
This is two...
And this is three!
Stare at this picture until you see it.
This movie was directed by a sadist. You know why? Because he made a HORROR MOVIE ridiculously gorgeous. You watch it thinking "oh wow that's a pretty sunset and I like the camerawork there and the color scheme is AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GODDDDDDD OH JESUS OH CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Case in point:
Pretty...
Pretty...
Pretty...
DEATH!
Ken is a famous actor and notorious playboy who doesn't know when to quit. If you've ever found yourself watching a horror movie and rooting for the ghost... you will here too. "EVISCERATE HIM HARDER!"
No one really likes Ken except the unfortunate women who are wooed by his smarmy douchebag smiles and promises of eternity, but someone has a particular grudge...
And revenge is best served corpse-cold.
STUCK IN A CARWASH AUGHHHHHHHH. Between Thai movies and Final Destination I think I'll swear off carwashes forever.
"I JUST WANT TO BLESS YOUR RELATIONSHIP!"
Some of the creepiest moments are found in the voyeuristic angles meant to show you how he's being watched. D: D: D:
Even a tabloid reporter can see something wrong with these pictures...
Hmmmmm...
WHEEEERE'S WALDO?
There's no skin, but it still kinda BLEW MY MIND that an Asian movie gave us grunting and orgasm faces. From dramas I was under the impression Asian men just slipped it in like an overdue check and then babies were made.
appreciate the plo
contemplate the deeping meanin
We really couldn't have understood the terror unless he was naked. Yes.
See what I mean about prettiness? Though it becomes much less romantic when you realize she's dead.
You may be confused by the interchangeable mistresses, so I'll provide a helpful guide:
This is one...
This is two...
And this is three!
Stare at this picture until you see it.