Queens of Langkasuka: A beautiful love story between Xena and Flipper.

[darkeyedwolf]

Queens of Langkasuka

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[darkeyedwolf]

*beams* Why did you even bother resisting?

[darkeyedwolf]

Yay! I'm still watching myself. I think I've seen them each die about three times. Where are you?

[darkeyedwolf]

You don't like Joxar???

I was getting tired of the extra Lucy Lawlesses (omg there's only so long you can milk a joke), but I have to admit I loved the Hestian priestess. "Next you'll be telling me you're not virgins." "..." "D:"

Have you seen A Comedy of Eros? BEST EPISODE. BEST.

A woman gives birth to a CENTAUR.

Well, by Xena's super-cesarean. (Though I did wonder about the logistics of that conception.) If you want horrifying births, let's talk about Hope's baby -- THE GIANT, HORSELIKE DEMON MONSTER COVERED IN SPIKES. I -- I DON'T -- HOW DID THAT COME OUT?

[darkeyedwolf]

BLASPHEMY. JOXAR IS AMAZING. "Gabrielle awoke with a jerk... "

Oh oh oh, Autolycus! He is my boy. I love him. I ship him, Joxar, and Xena/Gabrielle in a wide variety of sexy positions. (For bonus fun they can throw in Jet too.) Have you noticed how Xena lends itself so well to orgies? The Amazons alone...

[darkeyedwolf]

Xena/Ares squicks me out, but strangely I like the thought of Xena/Ares/Gabrielle. Everything is better with threesomes.

[darkeyedwolf]

I feel that way about Xena/Ares. It honestly boggled me when I discovered the shippers. Like, slaughtering an innocent village and framing her for murder? Encouraging her to kill her best friend? Is that what passes for romance these days?