When we arvied, a goblen greeted the wich. The house was huge! The goblen led us into the bigist room. While the goblen gaurded me, the wich made a Soup with frog skin and other stuff. When she was finished, she started to hang me over it, but I kicked her and the goblen. Then, I ran home and staed home.
You should see my later horror work. R.L. Stein, beware, your illustrating capabilities just cannot compare.