But late at night, somethin’ ain’t right ...
A couple of weeks ago...i had a weird dream...i was sleeping and this huge centipede crawled up my bed and bit me on the mouth...the other day, i woke up and went to go brush my teeth...only to find that there was a huge centipede crawling up my arm...what the fuck...being able to see the future really sucks...
south carolina's state legislature is hoping to pass a law requiring women who want to get abortions to get an ultrasound and view the pictures before following through...
sunglasses hut sent me a giftcard for $20 for my birthday, sweet...years of compulsive sunglasses buying has finally paid off...you know...sides from protecting my eyes from no less than 40% of harmful uv rays...and more importantly...allowing my to avoid making direct eye contact with other human beings...
college students are now being charged much more for birth control pills ...eat, study or fuck...spend your money wisely...
got home from work today and started haphazardly emptying my pockets like i always do...dropped my lighter and it landed standing up...how come no one is ever around when amazing things happen to me...
seriously altoids...what the fuck?!
seems like i can never leave any place without feeling like i've forgotten to do something important...
south carolina's state legislature is hoping to pass a law requiring women who want to get abortions to get an ultrasound and view the pictures before following through...
sunglasses hut sent me a giftcard for $20 for my birthday, sweet...years of compulsive sunglasses buying has finally paid off...you know...sides from protecting my eyes from no less than 40% of harmful uv rays...and more importantly...allowing my to avoid making direct eye contact with other human beings...
college students are now being charged much more for birth control pills ...eat, study or fuck...spend your money wisely...
got home from work today and started haphazardly emptying my pockets like i always do...dropped my lighter and it landed standing up...how come no one is ever around when amazing things happen to me...
seriously altoids...what the fuck?!
seems like i can never leave any place without feeling like i've forgotten to do something important...