I has hot wife and a cucumber

[rainoftoads]

Not dirty at all, I promise.

I took some pictures of
noradeirdre in the garden wearing her new dress, which is quite adorable.  This is one of my favourites:



Also:



We have a pickling cucumber on the cucumber vine that has reached epic proportions.



I harvested it this morning and it will be eaten tonight.  Not with maple syrup.



There's really no reason for this post other than to make you jealous of my bounty of hot wives and cucumbers.  Jealous?  Hmm?  Just a little bit?  I'm sorry.