dream ♐ 01

[rainofheaven]

Warning: Crack. Complete. Utter. Crack. And very dream-like (or as best as I could write it). Also, if you like candy canes or have some kind of fear with them, I suggest you look away now.
Effects: ...Sheer "terror"?.

Comments

[laserofjustice]

I worry about you sometimes, Captain Schwann.

[rainofheaven]

[everyone is probably worrying about him.

but currently he's still stuck in his little half-awake/half-dreaming state and still believes you are a candy cane out to get him, Flynn.]

No! Stay back! You won't take me alive!!!

[laserofjustice]

Raven. I am not a candy cane, not any kind of candy cane. Quite frankly, seeing myself as such a strange abomination has disturbed me slightly. Please snap out of it, I can assure you it's nothing more than a dream.

[rainofheaven]

Oh no, don't think you can try to fool me! I'll take ya all down-wah!

[CRASH. he finally managed to fall over to the ground.]

[laserofjustice]

It seems as though you're not willing to listen right now. I'm not sure whether I should be offended by that or not. I'm trying to re-assure you.

[rainofheaven]

Huh-wha-

[give him another second as he slowly starts to become more aware of himself]

...What happened?

[laserofjustice]

Ah, Raven. Would you like me to make you breakfast now you're finally awake? We have plenty of candy canes I could put into cereal for you.

[rainofheaven]

-CANDY CANES!?

[laserofjustice]

I'm just kidding. Are you alright now? You dream... was a little awkward to watch.

[rainofheaven]

[just holds a hand to his face] Please don't remind me. I don't think I'll be able ta step out of this tavern for days if this keeps up.

[laserofjustice]

It's not that bad, nobody is forcing you to eat it.

[rainofheaven]

True, but it's cold out there! And everythin's all turned into candy and...ech. I hate sweets.