WTF TIMEY WIMEY TIMEY WIMEY TIMEY WIMEY
Like your life wasn't strange enough, Ponds. That puts your childhood and adolescence into a weird perspective, and that not counting how does the reboot of the universe even handles little Mels and... ah, whatever, timey wimey and shit.
Seriously, I want to read tons of fic of The Ponds Babies. So adorbs. I love that this denomination also technically includes River, TROLOLOLOL.
Your own daughter was your matchmaker! Amy, WTF, thinking Rory was gay ffffff.
Sorry, the whole hilarity/weirdness of Mels and absolutely everything about River in this episode is still sinking in.
In the end, the episode just forgot about Hitler and the Nazis, ahahahaha! They were too busy with Melody chewing the curtains and the Doctor dying and Rory being a badass while trying to suppress the WTF that is his life. Oh, and robot jellyfish antibodies.
Finally, the Doctor tells River "spoilers". Must've felt good, except for the fact he was trying to to prevent his imminent demise... and couldn't.
"There must be someone else in the universe I haven't screwed yet!" <- LOL Ten.
SONIC CANE!
As fun as the foe-yay and River as a villain was, I'm actually really glad that she redeems herself in the end with the power of love meta. And I suppose that Sexy forgave her for shooting her? XD
So yeah, was a good and confusing first date episode, very shippy for both the ships. God, Ponds, your lives!