Welp, I guess an octopus was a better fortune-teller than I was. It was fun while it lasted. Boring match, though. Now, it's interesting that whoever wins, it's going to be a country who never was a WC champion in their life. However, fuck it; Spain must lose or people here will become insufferable. Not that they won't forget it in a few months when someone else does something cool in some other sport because Spaniards are magpies but... meh, I rebel against my blood. GO ORANGE!!
On the other hand, some Spaniard comedians did predict the result a la Paul the octopus with a tortoise:
Look at the paws, awww. You don't need to speak Spanish to understand. It's very obvious what they're doing XD Also, guys touching very gayly as a bonus, lolwhut.
In other news, because of the preparations for the next Nectarade! article, I'm begiiiiinning to suspect the universe is hinting that I should learn Danish. Dammit, universe! Also dammit, Denmark, for your cheesetacular mythology butchery unavailable in languages I could read!
ღ love meme