DWTS: EXPOSED

[rainjewel]

"I'm not cocky. I just know what I'm doing. And I know I'm f---ing sexy! It's not a cockiness thing. It's -- I'm not blind. I have a very good vision. I see myself, and I go, "Who is that?" Sex. It's like, sex on stick. I'm like a stick that's been dipped into a boiling pot of sex, and they took me out and like [circular hand motion] closed, and I just ate it, you know? And that's what I am. You know. I have common sense."

- Maksim Chmerkovskiy

...brb LOLing FOREVER.

ETA: Now with video! (Maks section starts at about 1:28.)

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