There's a light, over at the Frankenstein place...
VMAs. So, Pete had a monkey. Green Day was absent. MCR sang on a roof!
BUT DID ANYONE CHECK OUT DAVEY HAVOK?
gettyimages.com is my bitch. But even watermarks won't save you from that.
As my roomie would say, "There I was, minding my own goddamned business..and then Davey Havok's eyelashes, OUT OF NOWHERE, came up OUT of the monitor AND ATTACKED MY EYES." The pink eyeshadow? Also not helping.
Yeah, and no matter how much wrist flailing you do, Davey, I ain't changin' my mind. Don't you dare snap those manicured fingers of yours either.
Now however, I will make room for this picture because Davey actually looks decently attractive right here. Pretty even. So I might reconsider my drag statements.
...Though I will not retract my statements about Davey Havok being a woman. Because clearly (s)he's with child, and it would be rude to joke about these things.
Go ahead, I don't care if you scream. That outfit cannot save you, Davey.
Nor will your big shiny man-crotch or extremely creepy nipples. Again, the pink eyeshadow is totally your downfall. You have brown eyes, pink is not meant for brown. Jesus.
Okay, this pic is solely being used as evidence because Davey Havok seriously looks like one of my RL friends who has very long hair, that /exact/ expression, and is a woman.
It is good to note, however, that my friend has a better understanding of cosmetics, however, than Davey does in this photo. And I'm pretty sure she'd let him keep that shirt.
And the dance moves.
Honestly, I feel no ill will towards Davey Havok. He's Straight Edge (which is admirable, yay for him), obviously very hygenic, and every interview I've read/seen portrays him only in the kindest light. He really does seem like a very nice human being and there is no doubt in my mind that he is one hell of a performer.
But still, if you dare to go out in public looking like THIS, I will mock you. Forever, I promise. Just ask my Gaylien King.
Speaking of said King, pinstripes are sex. Enjoy:
Many thanks to gettyimages.com and GOOD NIGHT!
BUT DID ANYONE CHECK OUT DAVEY HAVOK?
gettyimages.com is my bitch. But even watermarks won't save you from that.
As my roomie would say, "There I was, minding my own goddamned business..and then Davey Havok's eyelashes, OUT OF NOWHERE, came up OUT of the monitor AND ATTACKED MY EYES." The pink eyeshadow? Also not helping.
Yeah, and no matter how much wrist flailing you do, Davey, I ain't changin' my mind. Don't you dare snap those manicured fingers of yours either.
Now however, I will make room for this picture because Davey actually looks decently attractive right here. Pretty even. So I might reconsider my drag statements.
...Though I will not retract my statements about Davey Havok being a woman. Because clearly (s)he's with child, and it would be rude to joke about these things.
Go ahead, I don't care if you scream. That outfit cannot save you, Davey.
Nor will your big shiny man-crotch or extremely creepy nipples. Again, the pink eyeshadow is totally your downfall. You have brown eyes, pink is not meant for brown. Jesus.
Okay, this pic is solely being used as evidence because Davey Havok seriously looks like one of my RL friends who has very long hair, that /exact/ expression, and is a woman.
It is good to note, however, that my friend has a better understanding of cosmetics, however, than Davey does in this photo. And I'm pretty sure she'd let him keep that shirt.
And the dance moves.
Honestly, I feel no ill will towards Davey Havok. He's Straight Edge (which is admirable, yay for him), obviously very hygenic, and every interview I've read/seen portrays him only in the kindest light. He really does seem like a very nice human being and there is no doubt in my mind that he is one hell of a performer.
But still, if you dare to go out in public looking like THIS, I will mock you. Forever, I promise. Just ask my Gaylien King.
Speaking of said King, pinstripes are sex. Enjoy:
Many thanks to gettyimages.com and GOOD NIGHT!