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[Kukaku had thus far been enjoying the beach. Good places to eat, she'd finally forced Kuhn into some decent clothes, the weather was nice. Of all the places they'd been, this was one of her favorites. There was always something to do...

Even some things that were a little... "unorthodox"...

She's currently walking out of the ocean, dragging a

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[3rd_phase]

::Sees Kukaku. Looks down at his blindingly yellow shorts. Looks back at Kukaku. Blinks a few times. Runs like hell::

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KUHN, YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW GODDAMNIT.

[Grabs her half-dead shark and gives chase!]

[3rd_phase]

::Still running like hell, looking absolutely terrified::

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[Well she had warned him about the yellow. She had. She didn't know how he'd managed to sneak it in, but he was going to get hell for it.]

GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD.

[3rd_phase]

::Running-running-running::

It's just a color, Kukaku! Just a colour!

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We have been over this at LEAST three times!

[He is lucky that shark is heavy and slowing her down a bit.]

At least wear some black with it for god's sake!

[3rd_phase]

Yeah, but I'm a grown man! I should be allowed to wear what I want!

::He's getting a little slower too-- he's never tried to run on sand before. It's tiring::

You aren't my mother Kukaku!

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You look like an idiot!

[Well if he was worried about how to get to soul society before, he wouldn't have to now. She was totally going to kill him.]

THAT HAS NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE.

[3rd_phase]

Please, Kukaku, show me a little mercy!

::Stands on a child's sand castle by accident, and nearly crashes through a game of beach volleyball-- hey, check out those girls-- wait, no, can't stop. Kukaku's going to kill him::

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[She has probably knocked over at least six people already with this shark trying to chase him down.]

You should have thought of that before you bought that monstrosity!

[3rd_phase]

It's not monstrous! It's got cute little flowers around the pockets!

::And indeed, it does. Even if they are yellow, they're still nice shorts.::

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[She might appreciate that if she wasn't attempting to chase him down in order to beat him with a shark.]

Why are you so opposed to the idea of wearing something that does not clash horribly with the rest of you?!

[3rd_phase]

Because I like the color yellow!

::It probably doesn't help him at all that he's got blue tattoos all over his body.

Pulling a tight corner, he runs up off the beach and onto the boardwalk::

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And I like orange but that doesn't mean I don't look terrible in it!

[Nope. the blue tattoos are not helping at all.

She jumps up onto the boardwalk, cutting out the time it would take to use the stairs.]

Geez! At least wear a darker shade!

[3rd_phase]

::Aaand she's jumped in front of him. Great. Kuhn spins around and begins fleeing in the opposite direction::

Kukakuuu!

::He's getting pretty exhausted now, and is almost close enough to her to be hit with the shark.::