Mar 21, 2006 14:09
it's been decades since i last delved into a livejournal update and i've come to regret this. as is the case with most, i've been seduced by the great whore that is Myspace and have since neglected my first true online love, Livejournal. therefore, as i crawl on my hands and knees, begging for livejournal's forgivenesss, i shall produce a much-needed update that may or may not appeal to some of you heathens out there.
+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.
* so there you have it. sex not only satisfies your hormonal urges but contributes to the sustenance of your health/well-being. go forth and live prosperously!!!