Clash of the Titans' original tagline is....

Feb 08, 2010 17:54

TITANS.WILL.CLASH. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They changed it now to "Damn.The.Gods" though but I still want to laugh at the genius who thought about the original tagline.

It's brutally honest too. If you watch the film you'd get Titans who will clash. Maybe Hollywood just given up.



Lord of the Rings: RINGS WILL LORD.

JEDI WILL RETURN!

THE KNIGHT WILL BE DARK!

BATMAN WILL BEGIN

CLONES WILL ATTACK

WORLDS WILL WAR

PRIVATE RYAN WILL BE SAVED

Shawshank will be Redeemed!

LAMBS WILL BE SILENT!!!!!

Clubs will be Fought!

STARS WILL WAR!

MARS WILL ATTACK!

12 MEN WILL BE ANGRY!

THE AIRBENDER WILL BE THE LAST

The Suspects are quite Usual!

HARRY WILL MEET SALLY.

THE MOON WILL BE NEW!

AVA WILL TAR!!!

THE MATRIX WILL THE RELOADED!

THE SEA WILL BE DEEP BLUE!

THE HAND WILL ROCK THE CRANDLE!

THE WHITE FEMALE WILL BE SINGLE!

THIS SENSE IS THE SIXTH

Monte Cristo WILL Count

NEMO WILL BE FOUND!

The Lebowski IS Big...

BILL WILL BE KILLED

THE GOOD WILL WILL BE HUNTED

THE DESTINY OF AMELIE POULAIN WILL BE FABULOUS

BENJAMIN BUTTON'S CASE WILL BE CURIOUS

SANTA CLAUS WILL COME TO TOWN!

THE LAND WILL BE FORGOTTEN BY TIME!

Ace Ventura Will Detect Pets When Nature Calls!

Adventure of Bill and Ted will be Excellent.

The Lagoon WILL be Blue!

The Destination WILL be Final!

Old Men will have NO Country!

Feet will be Happy!!

The Italian Job - The Job will be in Italy

ENEMIES WILL BE PUBLIC

CARIBBEAN WILL HAVE PIRATES!

HAPPINESS WILL BE PURSUED!

THE WALK WILL BE REMEMBERED

THE KING WILL BE A LION

THE THUNDER WILL BE TROPIC

NEVERLAND WILL BE FOUND

THE ROAD WILL BE REVOLUTIONARY

BLOOD WILL BE THERE

IDENTITY WILL BE BOURNE

THE FAST WILL BE FURIOUS.

THE KID WILL KARATE!

Schindler WILL LIST

A MOCKINGBIRD WILL BE KILLED.

THERE IS A WIZARD IN OZ.

JESSE JAMES WILL BE ASSASSINATED BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD!

The Young Victoria:
VICTORIA WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG

THE SEVEN WILL BE MAGNIFICENT

THIS BOY WILL BE FROM HELL

A SPOTLESS MIND WILL BE ETERNALLY SHINING

THE MOHICAN WILL BE THE LAST

THE RIVER WILL BE MYSTICAL

THE BALL WILL BE MONSTROUS

BONES WILL BE LOVELY!

FUZZ WILL BE HOT!

INTENTIONS WILL BE CRUEL!

LIAISONS WILL BE DANGEROUS!

THE PATIENT WILL BE ENGLISH!

THE DANCING WILL BE DIRTY!

THE MERMAID WILL BE LITTLE!

THE KING WILL RETURN!

All of these are from IMDB

clash of the titans, tagline

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