Since Shayla has said I must update, update I shall (a bit belatedly perhaps, but, eh).
See, when I was little I used to draw on my Dad's feet. Every so often when I'm bored he suggests that I do it, and if I'm really really bored, I do. So this is today's handiwork. I know she's horribly disproportioned, but c'mon, cut me some slack, it's done on a foot with a sharpie: