a little bitching to entertain you...lol...
So today at work a biracial couple comes in with a baby...who is thirteen months and has a port wine stain...anyways...of course as usual I begin to play with the baby after the paperwork insurance issues ect is finished the dr. takes the mom back and im sitting there playing with the baby and the dad goes...so do you have any children? - im like no...but i want some someday when im older...
hes like oh really well do you have a boyfriend? --okay so this is when alarms go off....im a lil like uhh why are you asking me that....so i said yes and hes like oh well how long have you been with him? - now im thinking ok well maybe he means am i gonna have kids with the bf soon...so i explained four months hes like oh so you all are not that serious...and i was like...uh yea we are pretty serious we are just both in school so...yea (where is my fake engagement ring when i need it)
...hes like well what are you studying in school...then he tells me he works at a emphasis on the a psych hospital...mmkay...why wouldnt you just say the name liar.
then hes like well what do you like to do in your free time....(AHHHH im thinking no fucking way are you going to try and hit on me when your BABY...and wife are right in the office AND i just told you i had a boyfriend....Nobody "makes conversation" with a line like that so i told him that i dont really do much besides work when im on break from school...(correct answer at this point wouldve been I like to go to the shooting range and practice my aim on my boyfriends gun)...so...yea i tried to avoid him...stopped playing with the baby and did some busy work...so he comes over and goes so would i be going to far if i asked you for your number? WTF !?!?! I wanted to punch him int he face. (YES mother fucker)...yea you would...I was like look i just told you i had a boyfriend...hes like well you know i could come up and see you at school...so im like trying not to piss him off but at the same time...i was sooo fucking pissed at this guy....i left the store...i couldnt take it...well i wasnt that mad but i definetly didnt want to talk to either of them any more so i made my evil manager do it....seriously though like wtf?! Im flattered I guess that you are trying to hang out or whatever but WHAT THE FUCK do you want to meet my boyfriend cause im sure he would gladly kick your ass and show you how to be a real man on the way.
So IM READING THE 7 habits of highly effective people...it is amazing...everyone should read that book it is truely life changing...
then i missed two phone calls...and things fell apart for a hot second but everything is okay again...Thank God this is only two more weeks! Itll be fine...i can see the light at the end of the tunnel now so everything is that much easier...
I cant believ that the 24th is getting close...Megan and i had another apt talk the other day :-) woooo apt!
Ps - Happy Birthday Kyperrrr I love you!!
hes like oh really well do you have a boyfriend? --okay so this is when alarms go off....im a lil like uhh why are you asking me that....so i said yes and hes like oh well how long have you been with him? - now im thinking ok well maybe he means am i gonna have kids with the bf soon...so i explained four months hes like oh so you all are not that serious...and i was like...uh yea we are pretty serious we are just both in school so...yea (where is my fake engagement ring when i need it)
...hes like well what are you studying in school...then he tells me he works at a emphasis on the a psych hospital...mmkay...why wouldnt you just say the name liar.
then hes like well what do you like to do in your free time....(AHHHH im thinking no fucking way are you going to try and hit on me when your BABY...and wife are right in the office AND i just told you i had a boyfriend....Nobody "makes conversation" with a line like that so i told him that i dont really do much besides work when im on break from school...(correct answer at this point wouldve been I like to go to the shooting range and practice my aim on my boyfriends gun)...so...yea i tried to avoid him...stopped playing with the baby and did some busy work...so he comes over and goes so would i be going to far if i asked you for your number? WTF !?!?! I wanted to punch him int he face. (YES mother fucker)...yea you would...I was like look i just told you i had a boyfriend...hes like well you know i could come up and see you at school...so im like trying not to piss him off but at the same time...i was sooo fucking pissed at this guy....i left the store...i couldnt take it...well i wasnt that mad but i definetly didnt want to talk to either of them any more so i made my evil manager do it....seriously though like wtf?! Im flattered I guess that you are trying to hang out or whatever but WHAT THE FUCK do you want to meet my boyfriend cause im sure he would gladly kick your ass and show you how to be a real man on the way.
So IM READING THE 7 habits of highly effective people...it is amazing...everyone should read that book it is truely life changing...
then i missed two phone calls...and things fell apart for a hot second but everything is okay again...Thank God this is only two more weeks! Itll be fine...i can see the light at the end of the tunnel now so everything is that much easier...
I cant believ that the 24th is getting close...Megan and i had another apt talk the other day :-) woooo apt!
Ps - Happy Birthday Kyperrrr I love you!!