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so my family had this lovely conversation over dinner
my mom was like, "should i get a nose job? my nose is all knobby, i hate it."
and my little sister chloe and i said, "no no mommy we like your schnoz"
and she was like, "well then should i get a boob job?"
i said, "well, if you want to have basooms, go for it"
and my mom said, "well my daddy always used to tell me, 'all you need's a mouthful.'"
my mom was like, "should i get a nose job? my nose is all knobby, i hate it."
and my little sister chloe and i said, "no no mommy we like your schnoz"
and she was like, "well then should i get a boob job?"
i said, "well, if you want to have basooms, go for it"
and my mom said, "well my daddy always used to tell me, 'all you need's a mouthful.'"