A woman smiled at me...she said welcome to my home...

Aug 31, 2005 11:51

So THIS is college life...

cata bus mishaps, porn parties, late night taco bell runs, did i mention porn parties...with magic tricks?, cafeteria food...ick, facebook...lots and lots of facebook, grand river, ipods, walking that makes pcep walks like an inch, wishing I had a bike, hot dorm rooms, hotter boys to spend hot nights with ;), brodjects, boom boom, cool roomie, midnight laundry, two hundred students in a math class with a foreign professor who refuses to use a microphone, "just say vagina" pins, dry erase marker bandits, no elevators, walking up four flights of stairs, sprinklers that will get you everytime, lost keys, calls from friends (ocassionally), no one reading your livejournal :(, pajama parties, channel 12, which is absolutely amazing, no 89x, internet that goes in and out, 4 hours of sleep on average....I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT

I'm feeling very incoherent right now.


1165 days were needed to record healthy in paranoid times...
within these 1165 days...
43 songs were written and recorded
220 hours were spent flying on airplanes
10 different studios were used
2000 hours were spent both discussing and playing music
6000 gigabytes of hard drive storage was needed for recording
58 packages of guitar strings were used
30 active wars were fought across the globe
Iraq was invaded for a second time
9.8 million people died from aids
19.2 million people had cosmetic surgery in america
2000 american soldiers died in Iraq
300,000 civilians died in Darfur
30 billion cases of soft drinks were sold
6708 hours of tv was watched by the average child
40,000 hybrid vehicles sold
118,000,000 gas vehicles sold
138 million people ate at mcdonalds
38 billion dollars was spent on pornography
815 billion dollars were profited by pharmaceutical companys
54 million people died from extreme poverty
apple itunes sold its 500,000,000th song
0 weapons of mass destruction were found in Iraq
6 billion people walked on our planet
3 billion people lived on 2 dollars a day
9 billion dollars was all that was needed for all third world countries to have clean water
27 billion was spent on music in the U.S
30,000 animal and plant species became extinct
1 billion metric tons of hazardous waste was generated
29 billion was spent on video games
400,000 dollars donated by paris hilton to charity from sales of her porn dvd
4.8 million children taking ritalin
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