May 08, 2020 11:30
husband: lies in bed farting all morning
me: giggling all morning
husband gets up, starts his day. i go to grab something near bed and notice a faint odor of fart.
me: "chriiiiis! the bed smells like permafart!"
chris: "does it? death knights have permafrost. i have permafart! i'm unholy."
we've gotten back into playing world of warcraft and he has a death knight who is specced for unholy.