It's going to bite me in the ass tonight but I can't seem to force myself to work on my French poster. Who does posters in university anyway? Gah. I gotta type more shit up, print it out with some pictures, somehow make it look decent on the board, and then practice in my gawdawful French accent. Smack me if I even think of taking French next year.
Step 1: Open your MP3/media player.
Step 2: Put all of your music on random.
Step 3: Write down the first twenty songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing or SHITTY.
1) Rachmaninoff - Piano Concerto No. 2 - II. Adagio Sostenuto
2) John Mayer - Home Life
3) Radiohead- Everything In It's Right Place (BBC Sessions)
4) The Postal Service - Gable Clark
5) Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven
6) Linkin Park - A Place In My Head
7) Faith Hill - Breathe
8) Dave Matthews Band - Where Are You Going
9) David Usher - A Day In The Life
10) Matchbox Twenty - Downfall
11) Savage Garden - I Knew I Loved You
12) Ryan Adams - La Cienega Just Smiled
13) Richard Wagner - Tristan and Isolde
14) Default - Wasting My Time
15) Howard Shore - The Bridge of Khazad Dum
16) Our Lady Peace - Clumsy
17) Boyz II Men - It's So Hard To Say Goodbye
18) Bond - Winter
20) Devil Doll - Faith In Love
The point of this exercise... CLEAN OUT ALL THE RUBBISH FROM YOUR BLOODY MP3 COLLECTION!! :-)
Now that was a good waste of time.
Today in physiology:
(On the topic of the male reproductive system and secretion)
Prof (paraphrasing): Some people withdraw their penis before ejaculating as a form of contraception. This doesn't always work as some secretion gets excreted before ejaculation occurs. Do you know what they call this?
Room: (silence)
Prof: Your mom and dad.
Burn!
I forgot to mention that during the previews for Twisted, they played the extended version of the worst commercial ever, aka the milk commercial. They had more footages of the farmers rapping and dancing! More cows licking and bopping their heads to the beat! More "hick" girls dancing in the barn! I still crack up everytime I see it (it always gets me when the tractor starts bouncing up and down like those ghetto cars in the 'hood in the movies) that I'm beginning to like it. Just a little. Too bad I can't find the commercial online.
I have fallen in love with Jeff Buckley's Lover, You're Should've Come Over. My obsessing song of the moment, thanks.
Back to work now.