Damn Right!!!
The Plan!
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
perfect
plan.
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we
will
never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't
want
us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
are.
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be tho-roughly checked and limited to 90
days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will
be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any
more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will
have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are
stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your
poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
want
a piece of me?' "
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
perfect
plan.
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we
will
never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't
want
us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
are.
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be tho-roughly checked and limited to 90
days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will
be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any
more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will
have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are
stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your
poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
want
a piece of me?' "