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rainbwinthedark

Thirteenth Night [April Fools Event//4th Wall]

Apr 01, 2010 00:09

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Have you all gone daft? I wouldn't be terribly shocked, if so.

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getmemyboozeboy April 1 2010, 18:58:53 UTC

[[there's grating shouting from the other end]]

HOW TH' BLOODY HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION WORK?!
DIO?? DIO?! YOU HEARIN' ME YA UNGRATEFUL BRAT?!

WHERE TH' HELL ARE YOU, YOUR POOR PA NEEDS YOU!!
GET TH' HELL OVER HERE, BOY!

rainbwinthedark April 1 2010, 19:00:39 UTC

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No. You'll be dead soon enough, I'm sure. My younger self was rather inefficient, but got the job done.

getmemyboozeboy April 1 2010, 19:02:57 UTC

WHAT'RE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT
I'M FIT AS A FIDDLE

BOY, YOU WANT TO HAVE TO GO GET THE BELT OR ARE YOU GONNA COME HOME AND BRING ME SOMETHIN' TO DRINK

rainbwinthedark April 1 2010, 19:04:15 UTC

Father, you disgusting pig, I'm no longer human nor do I live with you. Go drink yourself to death already.

getmemyboozeboy April 1 2010, 19:09:18 UTC

BOY, YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO SPEAK LIKE THAT
YOUR MOTHER WOULD WANT YOU TO RESPECT ME

YOUR MOTHER WOULD WANT YOU TO GET ME 90-PROOF VODKA
AND NONE OF THAT AWFUL IRISH SWILL, BOY

rainbwinthedark April 1 2010, 19:16:27 UTC

...So mother is still alive.

Keep your hands off of her, if you know what's good for you.

getmemyboozeboy April 1 2010, 19:20:35 UTC

If you care so much you should come back!

Your mother's crying every day, you know, she misses you!

rainbwinthedark April 1 2010, 19:22:06 UTC

...I left human emotions a long time ago. Your attempts to manipulate me no longer work.

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