Thirteenth Night [April Fools Event//4th Wall]

[rainbwinthedark]

...

Have you all gone daft? I wouldn't be terribly shocked, if so.

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you know what they say about the past catching up with you?

[un_earth]

...Well shit.
You know how to use a phone?

((i'm assuming it's by phone lol))

Oh dear.

[rainbwinthedark]

...Of course I do. I assume you know me? Not that I recognize your voice...

((Is all by phone.))

[un_earth]

...no?

Maybe you've gone senile, then.

[rainbwinthedark]

What are you on about, you loon? Tell me, how do you know me? Did I kill someone close to you long in the past?

[un_earth]

[[it's over the phone, so he figures he can have his fun without worrying about reprimands]]

How about you figure it out yourself, if you're so damn smart, Dio.
Cold, by the way. Or maybe lukewarm. Depends on how you mean "killed" and how you mean "close".

[rainbwinthedark]

...Hm, let's start with the basics, then, since you know my name. Are you a Joestar? If not, did you know Enrico Pucci? Though you sound quite bitter, child.

[un_earth]

...I know your shitty friends.

[[damn, you mention Pucci and he will get bitter]]

[rainbwinthedark]

So Pucci, then? Tell me your name.

[un_earth]

My name won't mean anything to someone like you, Dio.
But I'm sure Jotaro Kujo's will, huh.

[rainbwinthedark]

...Yes, it would. He's here in this place, as well. *He chuckles.*

[un_earth]

...Is he? I don't give a shit.
[[there's a pause over the phone]]

...Does he remind you of Jojo?

[rainbwinthedark]

... *There's a low growl from Dio.*

No. I just want the rest of that bloodline wiped out.

[un_earth]

[[now he's got some footing]]

Pretty damn focused on that, aren't you. Feeling bitter, Dio? Inadequate?

[rainbwinthedark]

Not any longer.

[un_earth]

Stopping time only gets you so far, you know. Past that, you have, what? Your stupid little plan for heaven?

It was bullshit, by the way.

[rainbwinthedark]

Oh, did you get in the way of the plan? Is that why you're trying to enrage me?