titanicgoatballs: hey, you don't know me but i'm in your water studies class -- anyway, last week i took it upon myself to conduct some independent research, pertaining to the local water supply. alarming news: if my calculations are correct, the Gibbs-Helmholtz test for hobo funk states that you've been consuming 0.4 nanohobos per cubit; this equates to an entire, filthy hobo in each litre of water you shove into your cavernous throat orainbowbriiteo is no longer idle at 3:15:08 PM. titanicgoatballs: you can offset any ill effects upon your person by consuming no less than three job applications, daily. this should incite the hobo particles, creating a mass exodus away from the burning trashcans that they've no doubt established by now within your thorax. if you observe shopping carts squeezing out along with your bowel movements, do not be alarmed! this is normal and is, in fact, an indication that the medicine is hitting the spot titanicgoatballs: a word of caution: do not accidentally swallow food stamps, as this will only create more reason for them to tuck away within the piss-stained alleys of your soul titanicgoatballs: tell you what. once you've purged those diseased parasites from your body, call me up. we'll cuddle. titanicgoatballs: i wouldn't be comfortable doing so beforehand, as they are likely to migrate to the much lusher pastures of my above 100-IQed cephalon
You were unusually verbose and inciteful on that day. Here it is, for antiquity's sake.
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titanicgoatballs: you can offset any ill effects upon your person by consuming no less than three job applications, daily. this should incite the hobo particles, creating a mass exodus away from the burning trashcans that they've no doubt established by now within your thorax. if you observe shopping carts squeezing out along with your bowel movements, do not be alarmed! this is normal and is, in fact, an indication that the medicine is hitting the spot
titanicgoatballs: a word of caution: do not accidentally swallow food stamps, as this will only create more reason for them to tuck away within the piss-stained alleys of your soul
titanicgoatballs: tell you what. once you've purged those diseased parasites from your body, call me up. we'll cuddle.
titanicgoatballs: i wouldn't be comfortable doing so beforehand, as they are likely to migrate to the much lusher pastures of my above 100-IQed cephalon
You were unusually verbose and inciteful on that day. Here it is, for antiquity's sake.
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