i cant sleep
sometimes, when there is a tick on my cat, i pull it off and throw it into the toilet because they wont die unless you burn them or drown them.
and sometimes, then i toss them in the toilet, there is pee inside. and i dont know why that happens, maybe im just lazy and i dont flush afetr i tinkle.
so i toss the little guy into the bowl, and flush.
and tonight, i thought...how much does that suck that not only is he drowing, he is drowing in someone else's waste.
like imagine choking to death on the vomit of a cow, or something, ya know?
i dont think there is a more shameful way to die.
or like the little dead bugs in my bathroom sink because they got stung by the light bulbs, so when they die they fall in the sink. and when i was brushing my teeth and i spit out all my foam, i spit it on a couple of those little guys.
i mean, its not enough that they had to burn to death cuz they were attracted to the pretrty light bulb, now they have some asshole spitting their toothpaste juice onto their dead little bodies.
how sad, huh?
i mean...how many dead bodies get toothpaste foam spat on them? ill tell you how many...
however many little bugs die and fall in bathroom sinks right before someone brushes their teeth. thats how many.
i dont know what that means.
and sometimes, then i toss them in the toilet, there is pee inside. and i dont know why that happens, maybe im just lazy and i dont flush afetr i tinkle.
so i toss the little guy into the bowl, and flush.
and tonight, i thought...how much does that suck that not only is he drowing, he is drowing in someone else's waste.
like imagine choking to death on the vomit of a cow, or something, ya know?
i dont think there is a more shameful way to die.
or like the little dead bugs in my bathroom sink because they got stung by the light bulbs, so when they die they fall in the sink. and when i was brushing my teeth and i spit out all my foam, i spit it on a couple of those little guys.
i mean, its not enough that they had to burn to death cuz they were attracted to the pretrty light bulb, now they have some asshole spitting their toothpaste juice onto their dead little bodies.
how sad, huh?
i mean...how many dead bodies get toothpaste foam spat on them? ill tell you how many...
however many little bugs die and fall in bathroom sinks right before someone brushes their teeth. thats how many.
i dont know what that means.