The PaddyMoes Txt message
"Meta Knight and Kid Icarus' Pit -
some would argue, "what a load of shit!"
Nintendo's credibility was at stake,
until they introduced motherfucking Solid Snake!
My desire for the game had not been chronic,
until the appearance of the very sexy Sonic!
Nintendo have devoured a weeks wages;
Its not my fault the games so contagious!
Waging war with Mr O'Connor, why,
it will be a privilege and an honour.
Running out of your precious stock,
i'll sympathise with wanking gestures of my imaginary cock!
Battles will be fierce; youll be furious!
My unimaginable skill will leave everyone curious.
"My God, he's unimaginably good!" -
"thats PaddyMoe & he's an amazing dude."
..and even as the compliments fly,
ill be sure to cherish the rivalry between you&I. :-D
- Paddymoe
The Shadow of Moses was bothered today because i didnt reply to his txt message today, which was the first in about 8 months (..i havent had a phone - I am a bum. I write down girls numbers on little bits of paper and give them my email adress.) Its actually because thier and quality and allround superlative nature would render any response redundant, flaccid trite by comparison Moses. So heres to Paddymoe, the Rock, and many more nights of me getting pounded! :)
some would argue, "what a load of shit!"
Nintendo's credibility was at stake,
until they introduced motherfucking Solid Snake!
My desire for the game had not been chronic,
until the appearance of the very sexy Sonic!
Nintendo have devoured a weeks wages;
Its not my fault the games so contagious!
Waging war with Mr O'Connor, why,
it will be a privilege and an honour.
Running out of your precious stock,
i'll sympathise with wanking gestures of my imaginary cock!
Battles will be fierce; youll be furious!
My unimaginable skill will leave everyone curious.
"My God, he's unimaginably good!" -
"thats PaddyMoe & he's an amazing dude."
..and even as the compliments fly,
ill be sure to cherish the rivalry between you&I. :-D
- Paddymoe
The Shadow of Moses was bothered today because i didnt reply to his txt message today, which was the first in about 8 months (..i havent had a phone - I am a bum. I write down girls numbers on little bits of paper and give them my email adress.) Its actually because thier and quality and allround superlative nature would render any response redundant, flaccid trite by comparison Moses. So heres to Paddymoe, the Rock, and many more nights of me getting pounded! :)