Dear U of M/EMU Students...
The children's costumes will not fit you. Especially if you are a 6' 4" male and you want to fit into something that would normally fit a 5 year old. Please stay away from the aisle, and go become smarter, dammit.
Please don't throw costumes everywhere. I'm not your fucking maid, and I think your mother taught you how to put things back where you got them.
Please don't refer to renting a costume as "totally gross". We take great pride in our rentals, and I can assure you they are always thoroughly cleaned between uses.
If you're not going to buy anything, and your sole purpose of coming into our store is to play dress-up or make fun of me, get the fuck out and go get hit by oncoming traffic.
And lastly, when we say the store is closed, don't stare at us blankly and then just keep doing whatever you're doing. It just makes me want to stab you thru the heart even more.
The End.
Please don't throw costumes everywhere. I'm not your fucking maid, and I think your mother taught you how to put things back where you got them.
Please don't refer to renting a costume as "totally gross". We take great pride in our rentals, and I can assure you they are always thoroughly cleaned between uses.
If you're not going to buy anything, and your sole purpose of coming into our store is to play dress-up or make fun of me, get the fuck out and go get hit by oncoming traffic.
And lastly, when we say the store is closed, don't stare at us blankly and then just keep doing whatever you're doing. It just makes me want to stab you thru the heart even more.
The End.