OMYSTARSGEORGIEPOSTEDAJOURNALENTRY
There are many things wrong with my life:
1. begins with an E and ends in xams
2.My sister is staying at my house
3.There is a box of biscuits in the kitchen I'm not allowed to eat
4.I still haven't done my PSPS and seeing as I think my mum deleted the first half, I don't think I'm going to
5. POTC3. Good film, but.........AHH I can't say, it will ruin it.
6.I think we should never have come down from the trees, and nobody else agrees, well one person does but I've forgotten who it was.
7.Despite all of this, I feel positively...........positive. There must be something wrong with me.
Anyway, the fact of the matter is, it is not that bad. After all, it's all about the music dudes, as I always say.
So, I will share a secret with all you people who are in a state of perpetual stressedness, next time your family goes out, stay in to 'revise'. Mix a drink that I like to call 'work displacement' which involves: Baileys, sherry, brandy+ creme de cassis mixed up in a Jagermeister bottle that hasn't been waashed properly so still tastes of Jagermaister, the Baileys will disintegrate into little particles which will look gross but do not be perterbed, it tates GRIM but if you mix it with dandelion and burdock, it becomes rather nice. Ok, I only came up with it cos it was all I could find in the hunt for rum and cherry brandy, (cos I didn't wanna use any of my own alcohol, oh no, that is for special occasions......dunno which special occasion, but still!) so if you just mix up whatever is in the house it should work just as well.
Anyway, have that, get some cheesy cd's out and do the time warp/belly dance for all you are worth. Then when your annoying family come home, you will feel adequatly energized to tell them where to shove it.
Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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