Great news!
Today has been a brilliant day up here at the Rainbow Bridge. I have just spent the day with our latest arrival, and I'm sure that with his fantastic organisational skills and talent for flopping that the Rainbow Bridge is going to be an even better place due to his arrival.
I'm sure that you all know that I'm talking about the one and only Ollie! We have already had a meeting of all the most important buns here. I was in charge (being the most handsome, talented, and modest bun at the Rainbow Bridge) and I had Flopsy Girl, Melster, Scoot, Thumper-Binx, and all the other famous buns here to help me to come to a very important decision, and the decision is this.
It's not very often that a bun like Ollie comes to join us, so we must not waste the Hoportunity. We have decided to appoint Ollie in the following very important roles:-
1. Head of Lagamorphia liaison - This means that it will be Ollie that keeps an eye on all of you and reports back to me if there is anything I need to know about
2. Chief of security - Ollie will look after the security of the Rainbow Bridge keeping a special eye on Behelzibun & Nick who as you all know are imprisoned in the void for everybun's safety.
3. Whenever possible, Ollie will go with me to welcome new buns up here to the Rainbow Bridge.
Ollie has asked me to pass on a very important message to Jazz and to his 2-foots, so here it is.
"Dear Jazz. I just wanted to say thank you very much for the wonderful times we had together, nobun could have wished for a better companion. I know that it won't be easy for you at first, but you have some of the very best 2-foots that anybun could wish for to look after you so if you let them, they will help you to get by. I also wanted to say to the 2-foots that I am very thankful to them. They looked after me very well indeed, nobun could have asked for more. I hope that you won't miss me too much, after all, you need to look after Jazz to make sure that she is ok. Also, if you get the chance, take the hoportunity to adopt another bun. I don't mean to take my place, I know that nobun could do that, but just think, you have all of that room, and you could offer such a good home to somebun else who could also be a friend to Jazz. Thank you, all of you, Lots of love - Ollie"
I'm sure that you all know that I'm talking about the one and only Ollie! We have already had a meeting of all the most important buns here. I was in charge (being the most handsome, talented, and modest bun at the Rainbow Bridge) and I had Flopsy Girl, Melster, Scoot, Thumper-Binx, and all the other famous buns here to help me to come to a very important decision, and the decision is this.
It's not very often that a bun like Ollie comes to join us, so we must not waste the Hoportunity. We have decided to appoint Ollie in the following very important roles:-
1. Head of Lagamorphia liaison - This means that it will be Ollie that keeps an eye on all of you and reports back to me if there is anything I need to know about
2. Chief of security - Ollie will look after the security of the Rainbow Bridge keeping a special eye on Behelzibun & Nick who as you all know are imprisoned in the void for everybun's safety.
3. Whenever possible, Ollie will go with me to welcome new buns up here to the Rainbow Bridge.
Ollie has asked me to pass on a very important message to Jazz and to his 2-foots, so here it is.
"Dear Jazz. I just wanted to say thank you very much for the wonderful times we had together, nobun could have wished for a better companion. I know that it won't be easy for you at first, but you have some of the very best 2-foots that anybun could wish for to look after you so if you let them, they will help you to get by. I also wanted to say to the 2-foots that I am very thankful to them. They looked after me very well indeed, nobun could have asked for more. I hope that you won't miss me too much, after all, you need to look after Jazz to make sure that she is ok. Also, if you get the chance, take the hoportunity to adopt another bun. I don't mean to take my place, I know that nobun could do that, but just think, you have all of that room, and you could offer such a good home to somebun else who could also be a friend to Jazz. Thank you, all of you, Lots of love - Ollie"