Aaaaaaaand it's my birthday.
I'm so not in the mood to type a paper. :-/ Haha.
But yeah. I'm no longer a teenager, I win? Yes.
This calls for a fridge (mine) full of alcohol, get on it people. Just sayin.
Edit: I went into my room just a minute ago and found a balloon on my bed with birthday wishes on it from my roommates. I'm gonna type them up here so that when they deflate, I will still know what was said. Feel free to read it, but this is really for me. hahaha.
Kelly my love,
today is a glorious day, your day of birth. Therefore, we shall celebrate, celebrate good times, COME ON! No seriously though, I think we should declare February 6 National Kelly Day. It would even have a theme song. I think you know the one...lalalalala, lalalalala, lalalalala la la LA LA, Doodoo doodoo doodoooooo LAAAAAAAAA!!!
Love, kisses, hugs, other stuff,
Amy
Hey Mamma, how you doin'?
My dearest Kelly, I just want you to know that I am fully celebrating your birth. I hope you recieve lots of promiscuous gifts such as bananas, cucumbers, and yellow squash. You are my superhero Kelly and I can be your hero baby, I can kiss away your pain. Well this has slowly digressed. What I meant to say, I love you & I want you oh baby oh baby. Oh yeah. Happy Birthday by the way.
love your Katie Kat.
Kelly,
You've been my best friend for years, and now we can count one more year! I love you! Have a great birthday! Happy anniversary of being expelled from your mother's vagina!
Love you!
-Cuntface Caitlin
Kelly O-yeah!
Happy Birthday! You are no longer a teenager! How do you feel? Old, wrinkled, repugnant to men? This will pass. Next up, 21! Yeah! And then it won't matter if you're repugnant to men because you'll (legally) be too drunk to care!!! I love you so much wonderful roommate.
Love,
Erin.